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Can’t Mrs. P Just Shut Up?
I know it’s not just me, because I went to a dinner where everyone was shouting across the table about Sarah Palin. I am now feeling resentful toward CBS, which keeps dribbling out more pieces of Katie Couric’s interview with … Continue reading
A Letter From Mrs. Palin !
Last night, I was summoned by George W (described by a talking head on CNN as a ‘high-functioning moron’ in a rare moment of candor) and Grandpa to meet with Sarah Palin in her home-state, Alaska. She had fled there … Continue reading
Am I A Prostitute?
No, but I look like one, posing on the commode wearing my breathtaking birthday necklace from Queen Marie! This photo says to me, “WWII-Era Italian Prostitute” and yet in reality Sister Wolf is a very contemporary woman with a necklace … Continue reading
Good News About Your Butt!
IT ISN’T BIG ENOUGH! I swear I wasn’t looking for them, but Butt Enhancers have come into my life and I couldn’t feel happier about it. Feel Foxy has the best pictures, but Bubbles has some great items, too. Personally, … Continue reading
Intervention
A federal appeals court in San Francisco ruled Friday that a parolee cannot be obliged to attend an AA or AA-affiliated program as a condition of staying out of prison. For those who believe that 12 step programs are indeed … Continue reading
Ben Stiller and More Merde
Has everyone already heard about the giant inflatable turd by “artist” Paul McCarthy that was blown away from its moorings at a Swiss museum and knocked down a power line before breaking some windows at a children’s home? The turd, … Continue reading
I Love Myself Too Much!
Those are the exact words I said aloud while laughing at my new blog a minute ago. It wasn’t an evil laugh, but a laugh of pure joy at my own cuntishness. An acquaintance once described me as “vulnerable, with … Continue reading
It Isn’t Easy Being a Cunt
But someone’s got to do it! I love this picture, sent to me by my associate Dr. Larue, who is nothing if not a bit of a cunt himself. I cannot overstate his braininess and talent. Anyway, yes, I am … Continue reading
Pretentious? Mais Oui!
Kilian Hennessy, heir to the Hennessy cognac family, is a perfumer whose fragrances come in swanky black packaging. He looks kind of faux-decadent, in a good way. I would totally go shopping with him, at the very least. Here is … Continue reading