Tag Archives: hideous crap

A Shoegasm, Not

Posted on October 10, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I know, you thought it was two shoes but it isn’t. Here is the explanation at Solestruck: “Can you handle the insane amount of ferocity in this Jeffrey Campbell XXL?? There is so much going on, it’s hard to focus … Continue reading →

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Morbid Awful Footwear plus DIY

Posted on October 4, 2010 by Sister Wolf

The shoes at Saks.com are like a festival of roadkill. I’ve always loved fur but something about this footwear trend is making me gag. I wonder how dogs react when they see these things approaching? I’ve tried to decide which … Continue reading →

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Look Like a Horsey at Two Price Points

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Sister Wolf

If someone wearing these jeans came galloping toward me, I’d have a stroke. Don’t they remind you of a satyr from Greek mythology? Or are they just hideous?       (Cheap Monday, $87 at Shopbop) Less Dionysian but grotesque in its own … Continue reading →

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Arbiters of Fashion

Posted on September 18, 2010 by Sister Wolf

These two women can tell us how to dress because _______________.

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Not Monkey Fur And Yet

Posted on September 10, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I need this goat fur skirt because __________________. $924 at Shopbop.

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Fake Faux Fur

Posted on August 8, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Complete this sentence: “I would wear this fur thing if ______________” (Shopbop $396)

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Because I’m Stupid

Posted on June 26, 2010 by Sister Wolf

The only good thing about buying expensive shit is that you can sometimes recoup some of your wasted money on ebay. Look at this Kate Moss ‘Groupie Coat!’ Why did I buy it from Topshop? Because I’m stupid, that’s why. … Continue reading →

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Comments for Jane 6/1/2010

Posted on May 30, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Sea looks disappointed after her loss in the Shirley Temple Look-alike Competition. Even the red tutu isn’t enough to cheer her up. But later, this effortlessly chic outfit brought a smile to her face. She loves her new Givenchy shoes … Continue reading →

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Wear a Dead Coyote on Your Head

Posted on May 27, 2010 by Sister Wolf

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They’re Baaack!

Posted on May 7, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Thank you Sea and Mom! You have given me the will to go on tonight! Sea is wearing some stupid outfit from her high school production of “Robin Hood”, but she’s pretending it’s some avant garde Japanese designer. Haha, nice … Continue reading →

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