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What Is The Word For Donald Trump?
The schlonging finally got me. It’s just too much. The schlonging and the taunt about Hillary Clinton going to the bathroom. The Wall Street Journal calls it ‘potty talk.’ Potty Talk, from a Presidential candidate??? How can we take this, … Continue reading
Jennifer Lopez: What a Fucking Cunt!™
J Lo is sorry about going to Turkmenistan to sing for its dictator, President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov. Her “people” had “vetted” the event, but they missed the part about its human rights record. All you have to do is google ‘Turkmenistan … Continue reading
Sisters!
I am truly blessed in the sister department. One of my sisters who lives in a Scandinavian country and who I will call “Clinique,” posted this on facebook: [My daughter’s school-class is taking a trip to Poland and] will be visiting Auschwitz concentration … Continue reading
50 Shades of Silly
Does everyone know about “Fifty Shades of Grey?” It’s a wildly popular new novel that women are reading discreetly and openly, according to their relative shame or bravado about enjoying middlebrow porn. I had no idea what the story was … Continue reading
Send in the Clowns
“Rick Perry is like George Bush without the ethics or intelligence” – Jim Hightower Michelle Bachman poses with her children and her gay homophobic husband. Who wouldn’t want these fine Christians in the White House? And here are Mrs. Palin’s … Continue reading
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Tagged bigots, Christians, liars, morons, politics
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How Dare I Keep Going
All my devoted trolls are demanding that I go away and mourn. But the problem is, there’s no way to implement this. Mourning isn’t a thing you do in a black dress. Maybe they want me to spend all day … Continue reading
Enough About Bra Size!
A new shop is coming to one of my favorite malls, called Intimacy. It’s a place where “experts” will help you select a bra, because even at your age, YOU DON”T KNOW YOUR OWN BRA SIZE. That’s right, you are … Continue reading
Cunt of the Week™: BleachBlack
This week’s award will have to be shared by the two authors of BleachBlack, a style blog that is rife with exclamations of fuck, sick, dude, stoked, rad, killer, major, kickass, um, and all the other blogese we have come … Continue reading
A Genius Speaks
On the subject of Terry Richardson, here is blogger ‘Gnarlitude Jen’: “If someone is uncomfortable in any situation, they have the fucking choice to say NO. Sorry but this is a choice those models made. If he got naked and … Continue reading
Jessica Simpson: Not Just Fat
First of all, she is fat, let’s just admit it. I saw her on TV with David Letterman, recalling how hurt she was when the tabloids called her “fat”. Then she talked about her ex-boyfriends, and her new reality show. … Continue reading