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I Can’t Quit Her!
Shit. I need to move on, but how?!?! I really think I was making progress getting over her until I read this quote: “I want to be able to help also Americans to know that they can trust their media.” … Continue reading
Is Sarah Palin a Man?
It’s November 2, and Mrs. Palin has failed to produce her medical records. “We’ll let you know when we have something to say,” Palin spokeswoman Maria Comella said on Thursday. On Saturday, Comella had no comment when asked about it … Continue reading
Is Mrs. Palin a Stupidity Machine?
If not, then how does she keep finding ways to be stupid? She is an unholy fountain of stupidity, a geyser of idiotic lies that won’t be stopped by nature, science or Grandpa McCain himself. In her speech about special … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin Enlists Satan in Last Ditch Effort to Win.
Now, to add to Piper’s spinning head, there seems to be new Trig. This is not the Trig Mrs. P paraded around at the RNC. Did she swap Trig for this new model to distract us from Piper’s spinning head? … Continue reading
Is Mrs. Palin a Human Life?
Is Mrs. Palin a human life? This is a critical question for me, not to mention this great country of ours. Dr. James Dobson, a lunatic evangelist, spoke with Mrs. Palin oh his radio show today. It was an orgy … Continue reading
Sister Wolf Breaks It Down
A reader calling herself Kim asks: “Don’t you people have anything better to do than judge other people? I can’t believe how rude you people are!!” Kim, let me answer you this way: NO, WE DON’T! Here at Godammit.com, we … Continue reading
And Too, Palin’s Fashion IQ is Also Zero
What, the RNC spent $150,000 on Mrs. P’s wardrobe?!?!?! How can you spend that much money and still look like trailor trash?! Most of it was spent at Saks and Neiman Marcus, but all I can see are a bunch … Continue reading
Sarah Palin Diary
Dear Diary, I am so doggone mad that the US government is so stuck in its Washington ways and so not truly in touch with the great people of this great nation. It has seen fit to declare the beluga … Continue reading
Palin Rears Her Ugly Head Over Australia!
Is anyone surprised that Grandpa’s campaign has finally deployed their secret weapon….Obama’s middle name? Gosh darnit, some prick who introduced Mrs. P to a Nazi rally in Clearwater Florida busted out with “Barack Hussein Obama” to huge applause. The implication … Continue reading
A Shout Out To Tina Fey
If it weren’t for Tina Fey, how many of us would have killed ourselves by now? Tina Fey is all that stands between nervousness and mass hysteria. When you laugh at Tina’s Sarah Palin, the laughter is coming from a … Continue reading