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Monthly Archives: October 2008
Bristol Palin Held Captive
I’ve been wondering where the Republicans have been hiding poor Bristol, and now I know. They’re hiding her on buses and planes, along with her sister, the very hot and soon to be impregnated WIllow Palin. Wasn’t Bristol supposed to … Continue reading
Screw Palin, Let’s talk About Me!
I love my new sunglasses and I want to take a moment to say, Are they awesome or are they awesome? Instead of buying Luella’s batgirl sunglasses for $400, I have cleverly bought these for $7.99 from a Halloween store. … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin is Quotin’ Plato!
In an exclusive interview with Paul Bedard for the US News and World Report, Mrs. P casually quotes Plato: “It’s like Plato said, ‘You learn more about someone in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.’ We’ve … Continue reading
Is Mrs. Palin a Stupidity Machine?
If not, then how does she keep finding ways to be stupid? She is an unholy fountain of stupidity, a geyser of idiotic lies that won’t be stopped by nature, science or Grandpa McCain himself. In her speech about special … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin Enlists Satan in Last Ditch Effort to Win.
Now, to add to Piper’s spinning head, there seems to be new Trig. This is not the Trig Mrs. P paraded around at the RNC. Did she swap Trig for this new model to distract us from Piper’s spinning head? … Continue reading
Is Mrs. Palin a Human Life?
Is Mrs. Palin a human life? This is a critical question for me, not to mention this great country of ours. Dr. James Dobson, a lunatic evangelist, spoke with Mrs. Palin oh his radio show today. It was an orgy … Continue reading
Sister Wolf Breaks It Down
A reader calling herself Kim asks: “Don’t you people have anything better to do than judge other people? I can’t believe how rude you people are!!” Kim, let me answer you this way: NO, WE DON’T! Here at Godammit.com, we … Continue reading
And Too, Palin’s Fashion IQ is Also Zero
What, the RNC spent $150,000 on Mrs. P’s wardrobe?!?!?! How can you spend that much money and still look like trailor trash?! Most of it was spent at Saks and Neiman Marcus, but all I can see are a bunch … Continue reading
Keep on Talking, You Stupid Bitch!
Nothing relieves the tension and agony of this election like a good laugh, and you can get your fill by watching these excerpts of an interview Mrs. P gave to some Christian Broadcasting guy. She probably thinks that only her … Continue reading
Thank You, Patti
Tonight I went to see my Living Idol, Patti Smith, and as always it was a transcendent experience. To top it off, I came upon this kindred spirit, who was nice enough to pose with me. My nephew was wearing … Continue reading