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Monthly Archives: October 2008
Sarah Palin Diary
Dear Diary, I am so doggone mad that the US government is so stuck in its Washington ways and so not truly in touch with the great people of this great nation. It has seen fit to declare the beluga … Continue reading
Madonna Finally Delivers!
Dear Madge, I’ve always hated you but for once you’ve made me happy. First, because while posing for a picture of my big biker boots, I realize that I’m five years older than you and I never exercise. Ha ha, … Continue reading
What About Joe Sixpack?!
Oh god, who gives a shit about all these Joes?!? Could you hate Grandpa more if you tried? Let us out the ways. The crazy smile, the chipmunk cheeks, the erect thumb, the scars, the demand for “repudiation”….. It almost … Continue reading
It’s the Stupidity, Stupid!
Today, I had a moment of clarity. I understood why Grandpa and that Church Lady must not be allowed to win this election. He’s too old, and she’s too stupid. Alas, there are a number of people who haven’t grasped … Continue reading
Tasergate? Paging George Orwell!
No one should be surprised that a guilty verdict means nothing to Mrs. P or her supporters. But it’s still disturbing to hear her express pleasure at being cleared of “any legal wrongdoing.” Does she deliberately use the word “legal” … Continue reading
Guilty as Sin!
Let’s all thank the amazing Susan for finding this delightful image. Susan is the one to go to when you want to know what’s going on, or what’s cool. Then, while you’re enjoying the guilty verdict in Troopergate, find a … Continue reading
Sarah’s Special Needs
I’ve listened to Mrs. P at two separate campaign rallies, yesterday and today, answering questions about how she intends to keep her promise of being a friend to moms with special needs kids. Each time, she said that she would … Continue reading
My Friends, Grandpa Made Us Cringe, Didn’t He?
It was almost sad, but you know, it wasn’t! It felt good to see Grandpa wandering around like an arthritic midget, baring his horrible teeth in a mean grimace. He was Danny DeVito to Obama’s Fred Astaire. Who would you … Continue reading
Palin Rears Her Ugly Head Over Australia!
Is anyone surprised that Grandpa’s campaign has finally deployed their secret weapon….Obama’s middle name? Gosh darnit, some prick who introduced Mrs. P to a Nazi rally in Clearwater Florida busted out with “Barack Hussein Obama” to huge applause. The implication … Continue reading
To Buy Or Not To Buy
Long ago, in a galaxy known as Coggles.com, I was dazzled by a Vivienne Westwood tiara with little diamante devil horns. It was a replica of the one Viv wore to meet the Queen of England. It was way out … Continue reading