Author Archives: Sister Wolf

“Why We Need to Call a Pig a Pig”

Posted on November 10, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Two new collections of essays by George Orwell are as relevant today as when he wrote them. In Orwell’s “Politics and the English Language” (1946) he connects degraded language with the decline of contemporary culture and political thought. He also … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Quit Her!

Posted on November 7, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Shit. I need to move on, but how?!?! I really think I was making progress getting over her until I read this quote: “I want to be able to help also Americans to know that they can trust their media.” … Continue reading →

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The Savvy Shopper

Posted on November 6, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Somehow over time, I have managed to sign up for updates at fifty thousand shopping sites. It takes me hours to sift through this shit daily, but I don’t have the will power to un-register from any of these lists. … Continue reading →

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Yes We Can Gloat!

Posted on November 5, 2008 by Sister Wolf

To every right-wing asshole who has blighted our lives during this election: HAHA! WE WON!! Haha! to Fox “News” Haha! to Rush Limbaugh Haha! to racists Haha! to Todd and Sarah Haha! to Karl Rove Haha! to War Criminals Bush … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Palin: A Moron to the Bitter End

Posted on November 4, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Citing her right to privacy, Gov. Sarah Palin refused to say who she voted for after emerging from her polling place in Wasilla, Alaska. That’s right, she wouldn’t say she voted for her own presidential ticket. We assume she did, … Continue reading →

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Is Sarah Palin a Man?

Posted on November 2, 2008 by Sister Wolf

It’s November 2, and Mrs. Palin has failed to produce her medical records.   “We’ll let you know when we have something to say,” Palin spokeswoman Maria Comella said on Thursday. On Saturday, Comella had no comment when asked about it … Continue reading →

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Bristol Palin Held Captive

Posted on October 30, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been wondering where the Republicans have been hiding poor Bristol, and now I know. They’re hiding her on buses and planes, along with her sister, the very hot and soon to be impregnated WIllow Palin. Wasn’t Bristol supposed to … Continue reading →

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Screw Palin, Let’s talk About Me!

Posted on October 29, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I love my new sunglasses and I want to take a moment to say, Are they awesome or are they awesome? Instead of buying Luella’s batgirl sunglasses for $400, I have cleverly bought these for $7.99 from a Halloween store. … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Palin is Quotin’ Plato!

Posted on October 28, 2008 by Sister Wolf

In an exclusive interview with Paul Bedard for the US News and World Report, Mrs. P casually quotes Plato: “It’s like Plato said, ‘You learn more about someone in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.’ We’ve … Continue reading →

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Is Mrs. Palin a Stupidity Machine?

Posted on October 26, 2008 by Sister Wolf

If not, then how does she keep finding ways to be stupid? She is an unholy fountain of stupidity, a geyser of idiotic lies that won’t be stopped by nature, science or Grandpa McCain himself. In her speech about special … Continue reading →

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