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Mrs. Palin Enlists Satan in Last Ditch Effort to Win.
Now, to add to Piper’s spinning head, there seems to be new Trig. This is not the Trig Mrs. P paraded around at the RNC. Did she swap Trig for this new model to distract us from Piper’s spinning head? … Continue reading
Is Mrs. Palin a Human Life?
Is Mrs. Palin a human life? This is a critical question for me, not to mention this great country of ours. Dr. James Dobson, a lunatic evangelist, spoke with Mrs. Palin oh his radio show today. It was an orgy … Continue reading
Sister Wolf Breaks It Down
A reader calling herself Kim asks: “Don’t you people have anything better to do than judge other people? I can’t believe how rude you people are!!” Kim, let me answer you this way: NO, WE DON’T! Here at Godammit.com, we … Continue reading
And Too, Palin’s Fashion IQ is Also Zero
What, the RNC spent $150,000 on Mrs. P’s wardrobe?!?!?! How can you spend that much money and still look like trailor trash?! Most of it was spent at Saks and Neiman Marcus, but all I can see are a bunch … Continue reading
Keep on Talking, You Stupid Bitch!
Nothing relieves the tension and agony of this election like a good laugh, and you can get your fill by watching these excerpts of an interview Mrs. P gave to some Christian Broadcasting guy. She probably thinks that only her … Continue reading
Thank You, Patti
Tonight I went to see my Living Idol, Patti Smith, and as always it was a transcendent experience. To top it off, I came upon this kindred spirit, who was nice enough to pose with me. My nephew was wearing … Continue reading
Sarah Palin Diary
Dear Diary, I am so doggone mad that the US government is so stuck in its Washington ways and so not truly in touch with the great people of this great nation. It has seen fit to declare the beluga … Continue reading
Madonna Finally Delivers!
Dear Madge, I’ve always hated you but for once you’ve made me happy. First, because while posing for a picture of my big biker boots, I realize that I’m five years older than you and I never exercise. Ha ha, … Continue reading
What About Joe Sixpack?!
Oh god, who gives a shit about all these Joes?!? Could you hate Grandpa more if you tried? Let us out the ways. The crazy smile, the chipmunk cheeks, the erect thumb, the scars, the demand for “repudiation”….. It almost … Continue reading
It’s the Stupidity, Stupid!
Today, I had a moment of clarity. I understood why Grandpa and that Church Lady must not be allowed to win this election. He’s too old, and she’s too stupid. Alas, there are a number of people who haven’t grasped … Continue reading