Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Human Kindness Overflowing

Posted on July 5, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Last night, I stayed up until dawn after taking in too much suffering. I am trying to learn tonglen, a method of breathing in suffering and breathing out compassion, but I forgot. I forgot, and found myself dwelling on … Continue reading →

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Jennifer Lopez: What a Fucking Cunt!™

Posted on June 30, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  J Lo is sorry about going to Turkmenistan to sing for its dictator, President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov. Her “people” had “vetted” the event, but they missed the part about its human rights record. All you have to do is google ‘Turkmenistan … Continue reading →

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Goodbye to Johnny Depp

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  I’m making it official. After twenty years of devotion to Johnny Depp as my go-to romantic fantasy, I’m breaking up with him. The silly hats and the hobo outfits have been trying. The prayer-hands in response to applause have … Continue reading →

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Desecrating Your Temple

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Everyone is freaking out about Michelle Kobke, who managed to create a tiny waist by wearing tight corsets. Personally, I find it disturbing to look at, but if her body is her temple, she is free to desecrate it. … Continue reading →

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Rating Douches

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Sister Wolf

Douches are easy to come by, but look how special they are when you have three. See here to refresh your memory. Here’s a good one I found last week:   By ‘good’ I mean fulfilling most of the requirements, … Continue reading →

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Shoe Choices

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Sister Wolf

Who wouldn’t want these expressive shoes?I love them. Only $59.95 and appropriate for every occasion. These shoes, on the other hand, are crap. Worse than crap. They are an insult to humanity. Priced at $899.95, they will only attract the … Continue reading →

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Torturing the Guests

Posted on June 11, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Over the weekend, we hosted a small family birthday party. We had chosen the movie Edmond for the post-dinner entertainment, confident that none of our guests had seen it, since no one has, except for us and some disgruntled … Continue reading →

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The Problem with Living

Posted on June 4, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  On Thursday it will be three years. I never expected to still be around. Time doesn’t heal all wounds but it changes your emotional terrain. A couple of weeks ago, I considered living for the first time.  I was … Continue reading →

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Real-life Photoshop

Posted on May 30, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Here is a model named Jazzma who’s been hanging out with a billionaire whose longtime girlfriend is Naomi Campbell. I snickered at the deforming photoshopped picture of Jazzma, and googled to see what she really looks like.   Wow, … Continue reading →

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Sisters!

Posted on May 20, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  I am truly blessed in the sister department. One of my sisters who lives in a Scandinavian country and who I will call “Clinique,” posted this on facebook: [My daughter’s school-class is taking a trip to Poland and] will be visiting Auschwitz concentration … Continue reading →

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