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Nosebleed
Why would a bloody nose help to sell Givenchy menswear, one might ask oneself upon seeing the above photo from a fashion editorial. The answer is the same one that explains the popularity of nosebleeds on tumblr. Just don’t expect … Continue reading
This is Just Wrong
I don’t know why, but it is. No matter how many other times it’s been done.
Hating The Ex
I recently had the pleasure of spending an evening with an old friend who is now divorced from the husband who used to boss her around and make her have sex with him three times a week without regard to … Continue reading
Don’t be Mad!
Imagine how upset I was to click on What’s New at net-a-porter only to find that I’d missed out on another impressive statement piece. Those of you who rely on me for shopping tips, please try to understand. I’m so … Continue reading
Academy Awards 2012 Exegesis
As far as I’m concerned, the whole event was about Angelina’s leg. When I saw the picture above, soon after the show ended, I was flabbergasted. It never occurred to me that it was a photoshopped joke. What an awful … Continue reading
Monkeys: It’s On!
It’s official: Monkeys are the new black. The earrings above are sold out at net-a-porter, even though they just appeared on the website. Shit! Time waits for no man at net-a-porter. This monkey necklace is also sold out! You’ve just … Continue reading
Problem Jewelry
This necklace of horse teeth is sold out and it’s all my fault. I’m enslaved by tumblr and slacking off on my shopping tips. Please don’t be mad. You can’t have the necklace but for a little more money, you … Continue reading
Baptize me.
As Whitney Houston keeps dying on TV, I am transfixed by envy, bitterness, and grief. Her narrative has been transformed from the tragic untimely death of a dope addict to an adoring farewell to an angel. And why not? She … Continue reading
2012 Grammy Awards Exegesis
This year, it was all about Whitney Houston and Adele. Poor Whitney, her death is a tragedy and a lesson in Don’t Do Drugs, but her version of “I Will always Love You” is still an abomination. Each ascending refrain … Continue reading
I Had an Affair With President Kennedy,Too!
I wasn’t going to tell, but if everyone else is telling, I’m going to clear my conscience. Not that I feel guilty. I was only ten years old and things happened so fast. Sure, I knew he was married. But … Continue reading