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Lessons From Madonna
Madonna was not put here on Earth just to annoy us, it turns out. We can learn from her, if only we open our hearts and minds. Look at the photo above. Really look. Are you receiving Her message? Madonna … Continue reading
Beauty and Babies
Look at Blanket. It almost hurts to see such a beautiful child. I can’t stop looking at him. Ambika asked me to list Ten Honest Things, so my outburst above is number 1. 2. I love babies. 3. I want … Continue reading
Daphne Guinness is Just Normal, Get it?
I know everybody loves Daphne Guinness. I’m about to get sacrilegious. Why does she talk like she has marbles in her mouth? Are her lips okay? Does she signify anything besides wealth and acquisitiveness? I’m sorry! I’m prepared to be … Continue reading
Never Will Say Goodbye
Day six and we’re all still feeding on Michael Jackson. The more we feast, the hungrier we get. I don’t know how much more I can take. But I don’t know how I’ll handle the end of it, if an … Continue reading
More Willis Fun
Why does Tallulah’s head always look like it was photo-shopped on to her body? It has the same jarring appearance in every picture. Does it jut forward around cameras, or is she without benefit of a neck? When her internship … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff, Religion
Tagged academia, Satan, Willis sisters
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The Good, Bad & Ugly Round-up
Mmmmm, now this is a jacket I’d touch my face for! Why does it have to be $500? Brian Lichtenberg, can’t you please give me one for free, after all I’ve been through? Check out this abomination: “Punk Pants” by … Continue reading
What’s With the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation?
You just have to ask, What the hell is wrong with these guys? Both Michael Hutchence and David Carradine would have no trouble getting laid. Or even, getting laid in some unconventional way. So why risk death just to get … Continue reading
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Tagged death, ice cream, men, sex
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Madge vs Angelina Smackdown
Don’t you hate the word ‘smackdown?’ I heard my self say it the other day, without irony, when speaking of Cheney and Obama. So now I’m using it to punish myself. Never again, though. So, Forbes has deemed Angelina the … Continue reading
Sharon Osbourne Needs to Call Me
Sharon Osbourne is known to be a voracious shopper capable of dropping $65,000 on a single excursion. I don’t know much else about her. My friend Jane invited me to come with her to a private sale of Sharon Osbourne’s … Continue reading
Angelina to Jen: Just Kill Yourself!
Each time I see a picture like this, I can feel Jen dying a tiny death, like an oragasm in reverse. Even this close to death from starvation, Angelina is breathtaking. Swathed in nude chiffon, lips emitting a flourescent glare … Continue reading