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The Eating Issue
Last week, it was Oprah. Now, it’s Rachel Zoe. Oprah has gone public with her weight gain, revealing that she’s addicted to food. I certainly sympathize with Oprah; I feel that inside the Slim Me, is a Fat me, who … Continue reading
Poor Jennifer Aniston!
Dear Jen, I know you want some positive attention, and posing naked is always good for that. But here’s the problem, and I say it with all due respect: Your chin is the deal-breaker. Your nose came out great, especially … Continue reading
Pop Culture Quiz
For the last few days, I’ve had the feeling that there’s nothing interesting on the Internet. Anywhere. For me, as an addict, this is pretty scary. How much fashion, YouTube, politics or gossip can anyone stand? How many weird medical … Continue reading
Madonna Finally Delivers!
Dear Madge, I’ve always hated you but for once you’ve made me happy. First, because while posing for a picture of my big biker boots, I realize that I’m five years older than you and I never exercise. Ha ha, … Continue reading
New Reviews of Movies I Haven’t Seen [updated w/ gerbil]
My Best Friend’s Girl This is a godawful romantic comedy that grates on the nerves and delivers another worthless performance by Kate Hudson in the role of a smiley airhead/vixen. Dane Cook is predictably repellent as the wise-cracking love-interest. The … Continue reading
Skulls, Fur, and Gwyneth Paltrow
Look at these amazing little purses by Natalie Brilli. Gazing at them, I completely forgot that I’m sick of skulls. I would hate to have to choose between them. In fact, I need everything she’s ever designed, even the black … Continue reading
John Mayer, Thy Name is Douche
I know that in the grand scheme of things, celebrities don’t matter, but once in a while they intrude upon my thoughts and sicken me more than a hideous display of fringed boots at Nordstrom. John Mayer is not just … Continue reading
Ben Stiller and More Merde
Has everyone already heard about the giant inflatable turd by “artist” Paul McCarthy that was blown away from its moorings at a Swiss museum and knocked down a power line before breaking some windows at a children’s home? The turd, … Continue reading
I Love Myself Too Much!
Those are the exact words I said aloud while laughing at my new blog a minute ago. It wasn’t an evil laugh, but a laugh of pure joy at my own cuntishness. An acquaintance once described me as “vulnerable, with … Continue reading
Secret Diary of a Call Girl
Secret Diary of a Call Girl is my new favorite TV show. I was put off by the name of the Showtime series but in the end, I simply can’t resist the actress in the title role. Billie Piper is … Continue reading