Category Archives: Disorders

Other Bitches I Hate

The Crazy Russian Lady has been busy on her blog lately and while she continues to offend me, it would be wrong to link to her; she would only brag about her new readers. And yet her comment following the … Continue reading

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I Can’t Quit Her!

Shit. I need to move on, but how?!?! I really think I was making progress getting over her until I read this quote: “I want to be able to help also Americans to know that they can trust their media.” … Continue reading

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The Savvy Shopper

Somehow over time, I have managed to sign up for updates at fifty thousand shopping sites. It takes me hours to sift through this shit daily, but I don’t have the will power to un-register from any of these lists. … Continue reading

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To Buy Or Not To Buy

Long ago, in a galaxy known as Coggles.com, I was dazzled by a Vivienne Westwood tiara with little diamante devil horns. It was a replica of the one Viv wore to meet the Queen of England. It was way out … Continue reading

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Damn My Internet Addiction!

Thanks to my friend Honeypants, I have just wasted two hours looking at the crazy merchandise you can get at Pin-Up Girl Clothing.   I would kick her ass for doing this to me, but she just lived through another hurricane … Continue reading

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Meet Starving Implant Girl

Remember Starving Girl and Implant Girl from Shopbop?   Well, I’m happy to introduce Starving Implant Girl from Revolve Clothing. I’m on their mailing list, which means I am bound by duty to spend long hours every week, clicking on the … Continue reading

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Weekend Festival of Hate

Today, Queen Marie discussed her hatred of Keira Knightley and I was excited to find that we share this bias. Shared biases are as pleasurable as shared enthusiasms….sometimes more. To be fair to Queen Marie, I don’t think she used … Continue reading

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I Love Myself Too Much!

Those are the exact words I said aloud while laughing at my new blog a minute ago. It wasn’t an evil laugh, but a laugh of pure joy at my own cuntishness. An acquaintance once described me as “vulnerable, with … Continue reading

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Shoes, Not Whores.

Oh help me Jesus, I have posted and deleted another blog about the crazy whore who keeps getting all up in my shit. I know I should just turn the other cheek, but You know I can’t roll like that. … Continue reading

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It Isn’t Easy Being a Cunt

But someone’s got to do it! I love this picture, sent to me by my associate Dr. Larue, who is nothing if not a bit of a cunt himself.   I cannot overstate his braininess and talent. Anyway, yes, I am … Continue reading

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