Category Archives: Fashion

Comments For Jane 7-21-2010

OMG! This is major news! It’s official: Sea has confirmed FOR THE FIRST TIME that Ronny  is her boyfriend! Where is the goddamn champagne?! I don’t know why it’s taken so long, but I think we can all agree that … Continue reading

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Achingly Cool

Today, I came across the term “achingly cool” three times. The first time, it was applied to these striped shoes. I don’t think I’ve ever heard it before, but like “effortlessly chic” I think it’s a description that label’s the … Continue reading

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A No-Boobs Zone

Have you noticed lately that there’s no escape from boobs? Every other fashion editorial sneaks in a model’s boob, if not complete nudity. Is this the Terry Richardsonization of fashion photography, or just the continuing of The End Of Innocence … Continue reading

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Is Androgeny Always a Plus?

No.

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Let’s Discuss Body Image

Of all the style bloggers who’ve been brought to my attention recently, this one disturbes me the most. I don’t want to link to her or hurt her feelings. I just want her to eat! How can one become so … Continue reading

Posted in Disorders, Fashion, Horrible Stuff | Tagged , , | 136 Comments

Discount Ring

I loved this image when I saw it here, even before I realized that the rings were created by Cami and Nadia of Di$count. Check out their stunning photos here.   The design is limited to only 50 rings, and you … Continue reading

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Can I Win a Pop of Pastel?

Yes, I have entered another contest at Refinery 29.   All I have to do is come up with the best outfit for an outdoor party.   Simple, right? Outdoor parties are my fucking life! The prize is a bottle of the … Continue reading

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Introducing The Thigh Girl

A thoughtful reader named “A” had an uncanny hunch that I would appreciate a blogger who I’ve just named The Thigh Girl.  I don’t know what her deal is, but it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to see that she … Continue reading

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The Birkin Delusion

This Hermes Birkin bag is available at 1st dibs for $85,000. Can we figure out why? You could get this pink one for only $65,ooo.   That’s a whopping savings of $20,ooo. But maybe you’d feel like a cheapskate if you … Continue reading

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Comments For Jane 6-30-2010

This week, Sea posed in an ugly sweter and blamed it on Mom. I sense a rift between them, an overdue separation of their creepy merged identities. They no longer link to each other’s blog and they’re making subtle digs … Continue reading

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