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Irregular Choice or Unspeakable Horror?
I’m aware that the shoe brand Irregular Choice has its fans but surely this specimen is unforgivable. Take a moment to ponder the insults going on here. For some reason, the open toe strikes me as the last straw. I’m … Continue reading
Comments for Jane 4-26-2010
Let’s get through this quickly: Sea is so excited about her shopping trip to Tokyo that she’s already started packing. Why is she packing those Prada shoes that are supposed to be Mom’s? There’s some funny business going on with … Continue reading
Sass & Bide Plus Goony Bird =
What the hell is up with Sass & Bide? This skirt is just baffling. Shopbop, naturally, $265. Add Goony Bird and it’s a complete nightmare. Can anyone explain?
Double Denim: Duh
I love the shopping site Farfetch as much as the next man, but I was not happy with today’s feature, a lesson on How to Wear Double Denim. First of all, I don’t want the term “double denim.” Take it … Continue reading
Streetstyle: Can’t Stand It
Why do people want to look at those photos of pretentious-looking girls wearing important shoes with fur coats and enormous handbags? Who gives a shit! I’ve only looked at The Satorialist once and that was enough. Forget about his images; … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, Horrible Stuff, Rants
Tagged horrible words, shit I should have, shopping errors
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More Faith and More Bras
Another Saturday at Nordstrom, and look! It’s Faith, the Hot Nordstrom Girl! I was so happy to see her that I got the BFF to take some pictures. Faith has an internship with a hot L.A. designer but for now, … Continue reading
Enough About Bra Size!
A new shop is coming to one of my favorite malls, called Intimacy. It’s a place where “experts” will help you select a bra, because even at your age, YOU DON”T KNOW YOUR OWN BRA SIZE. That’s right, you are … Continue reading
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This chino skirt would look great with ______________________.
Comments for Jane 4/14/2010
I don’t think I can take much more of this. It’s killing me. I can’t go on. I’ll go on. (Samuel Beckett) Sea is excited about going to Tokyo in a couple of weeks to spend a few million dollars … Continue reading
More Whining About Leather Shorts
Still suffering from the irrational and inappropriate longing for leather shorts, I was thrilled to find this hideous pair above, by Derek Lam, for $1,450 at Saks.com. It’s always nice when your unwholesome shopping fixation is chipped away by images … Continue reading