Category Archives: Fashion

Online Shopping Addiction: The 12 Steps

1. Put your item in the shopping cart. 2. Open a new window and go to a news website 3. Take a few cleansing breaths 4. Think about all the things you own that are nearly EXACTLY like the thing … Continue reading

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Mom Is Mad At Me

Several readers told me to go check out Mom of Shoes‘ new boots, so naturally I was curious enough to take a look. I left a nice comment but guess what? She deleted it! And not only that, she deleted … Continue reading

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Inspirations

I came across this picture of a Nature Girl With Lesbian Stick while browsing at twistedlamb, a blog with a very strong sensibility I’ll call Pagan Hipster. It involves S & M, sexual ambiguity, Goth glamor and a whiff of … Continue reading

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Awful Jeans of the Week

By our friends at Tripp.

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Blogging and Seeking, Stupid and Sublime

A recent piece here about “The influence of fashion bloggers on retail” only states the obvious: Products that are flaunted by an online style arbiter are the new It thing to want and imitate. This point was driven home to … Continue reading

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Comments For Jane 1/7/10

Sea of   Shoes continues her reign of terror by designing a coat for Gryphon, a perfectly nice fashion line until now. Without ever meeting in person, Sea was able to transmit her design for the hideous coat she is modeling … Continue reading

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The Perfect White T-Shirt

It goes with everything, and it’s only $24 at Urban Outfitters.

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The Thrill of Neiman Marcus

For the first time in months, I went out to shop today! My BF took us to Neiman Marcus, where we saw LaToya Jackson in the men’s department wearing a red Santa hat and sporting a bubble butt that jiggled … Continue reading

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Godawful Jeans Alert

Okay, you thought you’d seen everything after those horrible muffin-jeans, but check out the Sneaker Jeans, again from our visionary friends at Karmaloop. Laces, grommets AND zippers! WHY?

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Comments For Jane 12/23/09

As you probably know, Sea of Shoes is very busy getting ready for Christmas, and she even helpfully explains that “Thursday is Christmas Eve, Friday is Christmas…”   The girl is sharp as a tack, you have to hand it to … Continue reading

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