Category Archives: Fashion

A Hot Girl and Some Awful Pants

When I go to Nordstrom, it’s always an adventure. The charging and taking back alone is more gratifying that I can tell you. This time, I was dazzled by a Nordstrom employee with a fantastic hairstyle. Her name is Faith … Continue reading

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Birthday!

The Youngest Wolf surprised me by announcing my birthday from the stage, during his band’s performance at a local music festival.   I was presented with this cake that he secretly made at a friend’s house.   See why it’s great to … Continue reading

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Here’s What Sister Wolf Wants

It’s my birthday, hooray for me! I would like these 18K safety pin earrings, set with black diamonds.   And I feel that they are longing for me, all the way from Browns in London. Someone stupidly priced them at $3,000, … Continue reading

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Fashion vs Porn, Part 2

I subscribed to a fashion blog called Fashion Copious a few weeks ago, and felt increasingly creeped out by its contents. Today, upon realizing that I’ve become more familiar with Kristen McMenamy’s waxed landing strip that I am with my … Continue reading

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Newest Shopbop Offering

It’s good to wear a dress that makes you look like you have a tail because ——————.

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Now What?!

This coveted hideous t shirt by Christopher Kane will be available at Topshop for $90, thus allowing the average nobody the thrill of dressing like Mom of Shoes! A nice egalitarian move by Christopher Kane, which I would applaud were … Continue reading

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Again With the Fur Vest

A full year ago, I complained about fur vests.   Somehow, it has reappeared as one of the It items for fall/winter.   I haven’t seen one on a real live person yet, but presumably they are selling well.   I’ve tried one … Continue reading

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Sold Out, Dammit

Can you believe this Pucci leather one-shouldered eagle dress is already SOLD OUT at net-a-porter ($4,900)?!   No sooner did it appear, when POOF, sold out. Shit. I need to think that the person/persons who bought it are the same one/one … Continue reading

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Fall Fashion Directive

Making videos is addictive. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

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Acne 2010 Spring: Hot or Not

This Acne model makes me want to ————————————————. *UPDATE:   Fixed the size for all you whiners!

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