Category Archives: Horrible Stuff

Stop Dying, Motherfuckers!

For the last 24 hours, I have been acutely remorseful about watching Michael Jackson’s head on fire. I watched the video online, and now it’s being played on CNN, in an endless loop of mock horror and shock. Even Mark … Continue reading

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Mrs. Palin and The Unspeakable

Here is Mrs. Palin, just days after her resignation, preparing a baby for human sacrifice.   Mrs. P is marking the spot where the giddy mother will cut the heart out for the Unholy Offering. Oh fine.   Maybe I’m just hallucinating. … Continue reading

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The Palin Palinoscopy

“Let’s not all start sucking each other’s dicks just yet, gentleman.” ~ The Wolf,   Pulp Fiction I know how shocked you are by Mrs. Palin’s announcement today, so I’m going to share the inside scoop. Yes, she was tweaking on … Continue reading

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Never Will Say Goodbye

Day six and we’re all still feeding on Michael Jackson. The more we feast, the hungrier we get. I don’t know how much more I can take. But I don’t know how I’ll handle the end of it, if an … Continue reading

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The Other Douches

After Jill and Braindance shared their childhood memories of   douche bags, I recalled my own uneasy feelings about those rubber things hanging over the bathtub when I was a kid. They were certainly a fixture in our bathroom, along with … Continue reading

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I Love Your Tan Lines?!

Jesus, enough with the public confessions! Watching the latest apology on TV tonight has been torture. Governor Mark Sanford has got to be the stupidest idiot who ever had an extra-marital affair, going on about it for a full twenty … Continue reading

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More Willis Fun

Why does Tallulah’s head always look like it was photo-shopped on to her body? It has the same jarring appearance in every picture. Does it jut forward around cameras, or is she without benefit of a neck? When her internship … Continue reading

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Who Would You Believe?

So here’s the story. The girl on the right is suing the tattoo artist on the left, claiming that she asked for 3 little stars on her face but ended up with 56. Kimberly, 18, said she fell asleep while … Continue reading

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Manolo Has Jumped the Shark*

What can one say about this atrocity, which features genuine ocelot fur?   Although, now that I look some more, I can see J Lo wearing these, can’t you? *This is the last time I will use Jumped the Shark. From … Continue reading

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What’s With the Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation?

You just have to ask, What the hell is wrong with these guys? Both Michael Hutchence and David Carradine would have no trouble getting laid. Or even, getting laid in some unconventional way. So why risk death just to get … Continue reading

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