Category Archives: News

A Boot With a Mission

Posted on December 16, 2008 by Sister Wolf

The first time I saw this boot at Barneys online, I was truly stunned by its awfulness. What could be uglier?!   Wasn’t Louboutin supposed to be the holy grail of footwear?! I even tried to find it again to show … Continue reading →

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Bitches Ain’t Shit

Posted on December 7, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Unexpectedly, the discussion of Triggergate has started up again, and who am I to ignore it? God bless Andrew Sullivan and others who just won’t let it go. Why should they, particularly when new photos are discovered, raising the same … Continue reading →

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Jesus loves Gay Marriage

Posted on November 15, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I am happy to announce PAP Smear’s new adoption program. We will start off with Mark’s generous offer to adopt WIllow and Piper Palin. This is a true blessing for these girls, who will be raised in Connecticut by two … Continue reading →

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Poor Piper’s Pickled Peppers

Posted on November 12, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Oh dear, I thought I had my rant all in order until I checked out the Huffington Post just now. While Mrs. P prepared scrumptious mooseburgers for the family, Little Piper was walking around in high heels under her bootleg … Continue reading →

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“Why We Need to Call a Pig a Pig”

Posted on November 10, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Two new collections of essays by George Orwell are as relevant today as when he wrote them. In Orwell’s “Politics and the English Language” (1946) he connects degraded language with the decline of contemporary culture and political thought. He also … Continue reading →

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I Can’t Quit Her!

Posted on November 7, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Shit. I need to move on, but how?!?! I really think I was making progress getting over her until I read this quote: “I want to be able to help also Americans to know that they can trust their media.” … Continue reading →

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Mrs. Palin: A Moron to the Bitter End

Posted on November 4, 2008 by Sister Wolf

Citing her right to privacy, Gov. Sarah Palin refused to say who she voted for after emerging from her polling place in Wasilla, Alaska. That’s right, she wouldn’t say she voted for her own presidential ticket. We assume she did, … Continue reading →

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Is Sarah Palin a Man?

Posted on November 2, 2008 by Sister Wolf

It’s November 2, and Mrs. Palin has failed to produce her medical records.   “We’ll let you know when we have something to say,” Palin spokeswoman Maria Comella said on Thursday. On Saturday, Comella had no comment when asked about it … Continue reading →

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Bristol Palin Held Captive

Posted on October 30, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been wondering where the Republicans have been hiding poor Bristol, and now I know. They’re hiding her on buses and planes, along with her sister, the very hot and soon to be impregnated WIllow Palin. Wasn’t Bristol supposed to … Continue reading →

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Screw Palin, Let’s talk About Me!

Posted on October 29, 2008 by Sister Wolf

I love my new sunglasses and I want to take a moment to say, Are they awesome or are they awesome? Instead of buying Luella’s batgirl sunglasses for $400, I have cleverly bought these for $7.99 from a Halloween store. … Continue reading →

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