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But You ARE a Baby, Motherfucker!™
How sick are you of hearing Trump say the word “baby?” Bad enough that he uses it to insult others but now he’s going around insisting that he isn’t one. BUT HE IS! He’s a big goddamn baby who can’t … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, News, Rants
Tagged Donald Trump, fucking cunts, politics, senile old bastards
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London, the Horror.
I went to London with the expectation of enjoying the usual pleasures of travel, only to find that the horror follows me wherever I go. After a few days of feeling like I was coming down with a cold, I … Continue reading
Sans Weedkiller
Sometimes people worry when I go silent for awhile, thinking I might have drunk the weedkiller. I really appreciate the concern, by the way! But I’m going to London for a couple of weeks *sans weedkiller, and I plan to … Continue reading
Soon Yi, Woody, Mia, and Ronan: No.
I was going to comment on the creepy new interview with Soon Yi Previn, but after delving into her family history, I’m disgusted with all of the players, including that stupid Ronan, who wears blue contact lenses to look more … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News
Tagged artists, crazy mothers, fuckers, Woody Allen
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Fashion Trends: Logomania, Sisterwife, Prostitute, Bigfoot,
Like every fashion-conscious consumer, I spend time every day scrolling through the latest arrivals at Matches, Net-a-Porter, ssense, Neiman Marcus, LL-CC and websites I’m too embarrassed to mention. I consider the scrolling a duty, and a big success if I … Continue reading
Running Out of Invective For Trump?
Aren’t you tired of hearing yourself yell or mutter the same words when Trump rears his ugly head? Fucker! Piece of shit! Stupid fucking liar! Fat scumbag! Dumbass! Let’s mix things up. Instead of idiot, try: fool, ass, halfwit, dunce, … Continue reading
Posted in News, Words
Tagged Donald Trump, fucking cunts, politics, Stupid fucking idiots
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Asia Argento: A Story With Everything!
Let’s pretend you live in another solar system and you don’t follow celebrity gossip. I’ll try to get you up to date. Asia Argento is an Italian actress with a penchant for the dark side. She’s covered in tattoos and … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News, Words
Tagged actors, crazy people, death, sex
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2018 VMA Awards Exegesis
Just Kill Yourself. That was the message of the 2018 Video Music Awards. From beginning to end, it was a travesty, lacking a single redeeming moment. You’ve probably heard how Madge embarrassed herself but it was so much worse. I’ll … Continue reading
Aretha, Don’t Go
As far back as I can remember listening to music, Aretha Franklin has been part of my life. She was my first idol. She made me feel like a natural woman at 15. No one ever surpassed her effect on … Continue reading