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Let’s Try Something New
Ahem. Let the meeting come to order! First of all, in response to all the nice people who are concerned about my age, my shriveled anus, and so on, I would like to make it clear that I will be … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Horrible Stuff, revenge, Words
Tagged crazy people, eyebrows, people who are jealous of Sister Wolf
268 Comments
Comments For Jane 8-3-2010
Sea has taken a brief respite from shoe curating but the posing and self-adoration continue unabated, like the tides. Sea acquired an ugly cockroach necklace in an effort to establish her quirkiness, and she heaped on the black eye liner … Continue reading
Comments For Jane 7-21-2010
OMG! This is major news! It’s official: Sea has confirmed FOR THE FIRST TIME that Ronny is her boyfriend! Where is the goddamn champagne?! I don’t know why it’s taken so long, but I think we can all agree that … Continue reading
Posted in Fashion, News, revenge
Tagged Asian men, gigantic packages, Mom of Shoes, Sea of Shoes
67 Comments
How Dare I Keep Going
All my devoted trolls are demanding that I go away and mourn. But the problem is, there’s no way to implement this. Mourning isn’t a thing you do in a black dress. Maybe they want me to spend all day … Continue reading
Introducing The Thigh Girl
A thoughtful reader named “A” had an uncanny hunch that I would appreciate a blogger who I’ve just named The Thigh Girl. I don’t know what her deal is, but it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to see that she … Continue reading
Another Rad Contest!
Refinery 29 is running ANOTHER contest, this time to win a piece of Rossmore Jewelry. You just have to write about your favorite summer accessory and the most interesting answer will win. Imagine my horror to find that some bitch … Continue reading
Speaking of Female Mustaches
As per our recent discussion of fashionable women who sport mustaches, look how trendy this look has become! “The Frida” reminds me of the time I was Frida Kahlo for Halloween and I ended up having to explain to people … Continue reading
Best Blog Comment in the History of the World
***Image removed at request of owner, although I maintain my rights under the fair use law*** (identities concealed to protect the guilty) Kim { 06.21.10 at 11:22 AM } I’ve followed your blog for ages now. and just when I … Continue reading
Another Horrid Attack on a Poor Blogger Girl
Please forgive me Jesus, I can’t stop myself without Your help! First, I was upset to see these $595 boots ( or rather, “kicks”) that have gotten so much press. Why does this poor girl need to spend so much … Continue reading
You Can Kiss My Fucking Ass!
Any stupid lunatic out there who thinks they can mess me up, knock yourself out. I will say whatever I want about whoever I want. I am exactly who I say I am. I have nothing to hide. I don’t … Continue reading