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Not Monkey Fur And Yet
I need this goat fur skirt because __________________. $924 at Shopbop.
Aftermath
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. It feels grandiose to use the words of Martin Luther King on the subject of blogging, but I can’t think of anything … Continue reading
Missing Him All The Time
His first love came to visit me and she brought a bottle of wine. I haven’t seen her in 17 years but she was the same beautiful, open-hearted girl I remembered. She brought photos they took in high school, and … Continue reading
Posted in love, Words
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Cunt of the Week™: Dr. Laura Schlessinger
If you haven’t heard this recording of Dr. Laura yelling “Nigger nigger nigger!” to a caller who asked for advice on dealing with racism, turn up your speakers. This bitch is clearly out of her fucking mind and needs to … Continue reading
Crazy Mothers Club V
Today is my mom’s birthday and I’m burning a candle for her. Ever since she died nine years ago, I’ve had a much better relationship with her. I read somewhere that the relationship you have with your mom is in … Continue reading
On the Rag
The commuinques above are from the esteemed owner of Dolly Python, a shop in Dallas, using a nom de guerre. ~ This one below is from the classy socialite and fashion maven Judy Aldridge (regarding Anna Wintour): What do they … Continue reading
Fake Faux Fur
Complete this sentence: “I would wear this fur thing if ______________” (Shopbop $396)
The Politics of Stupidity
“Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you’ll know. It’s the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world.” ~Werner Herzog Many years ago, I was sitting in my car, waiting to make a … Continue reading
Let’s Try Something New
Ahem. Let the meeting come to order! First of all, in response to all the nice people who are concerned about my age, my shriveled anus, and so on, I would like to make it clear that I will be … Continue reading
Posted in Disorders, Horrible Stuff, revenge, Words
Tagged crazy people, eyebrows, people who are jealous of Sister Wolf
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I Won, So There!
After all my labor at Refinery 29, I won a contest at Fashion Intel! Yay! I haven’t had a watch since I lost mine in January, so this is the perfect prize. Some bitch castigated me for entering the Refinery … Continue reading