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The Watch
In keeping with the Plague Upon My House, I have now lost my watch. It is a small, delicate antique watch with a rose gold case and some tiny rubies. There are only three places that I keep that watch, … Continue reading
Comments For Jane 1/7/10
Sea of Shoes continues her reign of terror by designing a coat for Gryphon, a perfectly nice fashion line until now. Without ever meeting in person, Sea was able to transmit her design for the hideous coat she is modeling … Continue reading
More Girls I Want To Be
Today I came across this bewitching long-haired girl and recognized her at once as another girl I want to be. I don’t see many of them but when I do see one, it’s like an ache of remorse and disappointment. … Continue reading
Ode to Max Blagg
In my youth, Max Blagg played a key role, which included my introduction to Astral Weeks. He was my first “boyfriend” when I moved to London. To a 15 year old juvenile delinquent from L.A., Max was the essence of … Continue reading
Out, Damn G Spot!
When my friend R suddenly proclaimed herself skeptical about the G Spot during Christmas Eve dinner, I told her she was preaching to the choir. According to R, that idiot “Dr. Oz” was on TV trying to teach people how … Continue reading
Comments For Jane 12/23/09
As you probably know, Sea of Shoes is very busy getting ready for Christmas, and she even helpfully explains that “Thursday is Christmas Eve, Friday is Christmas…” The girl is sharp as a tack, you have to hand it to … Continue reading
Pain in my Heart
Costochondritis is an inflammation of the cartilage that connects the ribs to the breastbone. It’s extremely painful and feels like a heart attack that won’t go away. The first time I had it, I called 911 and in the ambulance … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin is Smart Enough, You Splineless Elitists
So much to love here! “How come nobody asked whether Joe Biden has the experience?” Hahahahahahaha!
Finding vs Buying
Let’s say you buy a hideous green leather YSL jacket on eBay for $320. And it’s listed as: “VTG Yves Saint Laurent Art Deco Cropped Leather Jacket.” Should you boast that you “found” it on eBay? To my mind, you … Continue reading
The Tavi Problem
It’s taken me a long time to gather my courage to address the Tavi Problem. As her celebrity increases, I keep wondering why nobody brings up the subject of autism. Aspergers Syndrome is a condition on the autistic spectrum, often … Continue reading