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Another Girl Hates Me!
And not only that, she called me a stupid cunt! See, this is why I’m against comment-censorship. Instead of deleting Ellen’s rant, I would like to deconstruct it. I will need all the help I can get, though. Here is … Continue reading
“Jeggings” Not Bad Enough?
The insults never stop. ” Jeggings” seemed like a true winner in the Awful New Fashion Jargon category, easily on a par with “Shooties.” But Stylebop has gone that extra mile with “Jeggins.” Are they trying to kill me?!? On … Continue reading
Adam Goldberg: YES
I saw this photo the other day in juxtapoz, a stupid art magazine that my adopted son* Chris brought over. I was stunned by the glory of the poster on the wall: NO YOU SHUT UP is the single most … Continue reading
Waiting For Mr. Capote
Mr. Capote shares a room with Max and has the side with a window. It’s also the side with the television. I used to assume that the window side was reserved for V.I.P.’s (i.e., people with better insurance) but now … Continue reading
For the Bad-Writing Enthusiast
Not too long ago, I applied for a job at the Refinery 29 blog. They offered me an interview but the job turned out to be in New York. Reading the following post, I realize that I couldn’t write such … Continue reading
Fashion vs Existential Horror
Tonight, I was laying on my bed like a beached whale after my day at the “hospital” and talking on the phone to my sister. She was telling me about the three t-shirts she bought today and while she was … Continue reading
Important Developments
1. I asked to see a case manager. 2. I explained my immediate concerns, and used the word Cunt re attending physician. 3. I spoke to the CEO, who listened in horror, gave me his card, and promised a new … Continue reading
Artists or Idiots?
A disgruntled reader just left a comment on a post about Andrew Krasnow, an artist whose medium is human skin. “I was Googling feminist cunt art when I came across this blog. No, Krasnow never made lampshades of human skin, … Continue reading
You Won’t Even Believe This
Let me begin with I’m Sorry, because I really am. This blog has devolved into a tale of woe that is much too personal but still not personal enough. Try to bear with me. I broke my fucking hip. I … Continue reading
Hospital Life
Today I was at the hospital for 12 hours, waiting for my son’s surgery and then waiting for word about the surgery and then waiting for him to return to his room. The surgery was successful and I am still … Continue reading