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Gucci Brings It
But why? Just tell me why! Look, just two of these monstrosities left. Shearling and goat hair, I can practically smell it. I predict the era of Eurotrash and disco coming back in full force, as if to say “I’ll … Continue reading
Jacket Quilted Shoulder Bag: No Fucking Way
This handbag by Moschino makes me want to cry. Why did god let this happen? I don’t even care about the $3,400 price. I wouldn’t buy it for fifty bucks. I really feel I deserve some kind of explanation. Who … Continue reading
Breaking up with Vivienne Westwood
Quintessentially English, the Snail Bracelet, delicately produced from a real snail shell, beautifully creates the suggestion of back gardens after the summer rain. – See more at: http://www.viviennewestwood.co.uk/shop/jewellery/bracelets/snail-bracelet-19425#sthash.gy1EXbN2.dpuf Quintessentially English, the Snail Bracelet, delicately produced from a real snail shell, … Continue reading
Please Miu Miu, as if.
Will you look at this atrocity – WHY, Miu Miu? This jacket reminds me of everything awful about the 80’s, and actually makes me want to throw up. What is more sickening that a cropped denim jacket with dropped … Continue reading
The Apotheosis of Hideous Fur Coats
Emilio Pucci – Printed calf hair, goat and fox coat, $21,750 Editor’s Notes: “This printed calf hair coat was one of the final looks of Emilio Pucci’s fall runway. Trimmed with fox and goat hair, this coverup is accented with strips of leather and suede. Accentuate the stud embellishments … Continue reading
Your Go-to Boots for Fall
These boots by Philip Lim are my first choice. Not only do they look like a boot giving birth to another boot (or a parasitic twin) but they have an open-toe, convenient for testing the weather. Plus, they sag nicely … Continue reading
Shoe Choices
Who wouldn’t want these expressive shoes?I love them. Only $59.95 and appropriate for every occasion. These shoes, on the other hand, are crap. Worse than crap. They are an insult to humanity. Priced at $899.95, they will only attract the … Continue reading
Bergman
J Brand has started naming its pieces after famous people, offering an “Angelina Jumpsuit” and a “Halle Top.” But I’m only interested in the Bergman Leather Shorts. Obviously, these shorts are problematic. The length is awful and who wants to … Continue reading
Peplum Pants
Finally! How did we live without peplums on our pants? Now all my pants look so drab and minimalist. “A flounced peplum puts a ladylike touch on a pair of high-waisted alice + olivia pants, cut from figure-hugging mid-weight jersey. … Continue reading
Curated Jeans
These jeans by Cosmic Wonder are made of “used unprocessed” selvedge denim, with embroidered patchwork detail at the hem. (Notice how nicely the hem hangs in the photo below.) Complete this sentence: These jeans are worth $805 because ______________.