Tag Archives: hideous crap

A Fucking Game-Changer!

Posted on August 20, 2016 by Sister Wolf

These jeans are so spectacularly awful and egregious that I consider them a true game-changer. They raise the awfulness-bar to a level I don’t expect to see exceeded in my lifetime. They are beyond idiotic, beyond revolting, and just stupefying … Continue reading →

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Shoes To The Rescue!

Posted on June 15, 2016 by Sister Wolf

When life gives you lemons….. .ugly shoes! Ugly shoes got your back. Thanks, Miu Miu. I don’t even know what these shoes want, except to offend. Mission accomplished, Velvet Ankle-Wrap Ballerina Flats! Just tell me, why those fucking buckled straps? … Continue reading →

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Want To Look Like a Rhinoceros?

Posted on April 15, 2016 by Sister Wolf

Well me neither, but that’s just us. What do we know? We’re so basic. Spending $974 would be a small price to pay for broadcasting to the world that we are edgy, daring and hostile. Actually, if you’re following fashion … Continue reading →

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What Is It With You People?

Posted on April 6, 2016 by Sister Wolf

I go to all the trouble to create a website called Hideous Denim, and what do I get? Nothing. You people are obviously too lazy to go over there and enjoy my expertly curated collection of the most hideous, fucked … Continue reading →

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Let’s Not Forget Shoes

Posted on March 5, 2016 by Sister Wolf

It’s been quite a while since a pair of shoes stopped me in my tracks, so I’m feeling a real sense of occasion tonight. Will you just look at this fucking shoe? And Gucci managed to capture the horror by … Continue reading →

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The Gucci Dead Animal Shoe, $15,000

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Sister Wolf

A sharp-eyed reader sent me to this shoe, which looks like it’s trying to run away. Run, Gucci goat-hair slipper, run as fast as you can! You know what, the poor thing is dead. Too late. [These} slippers are one … Continue reading →

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Just No.

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Can someone fire this cunt? Continue reading →

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Hideous Denim Is My Life

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Sister Wolf

When I see something this awful, I almost feel it was put online just for me. Who else would get a thrill from such unmitigated stupidity? These jeans are called ‘Shredded Dad Pants,’ available from Opening Ceremony for $600. Try … Continue reading →

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Hideous Denim For 2015

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Sister Wolf

Why is denim so easy to fuck up? 2015 is shaping up to be a ghastly landscape of super ugly denim, in either a misguided nod to normcore or just an expression of creative bankruptcy. Ugly denim pieces are available … Continue reading →

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The Solace Of The World’s Ugliest Jeans

Posted on August 16, 2014 by Sister Wolf

I’m watching the life feed from Ferguson tonight, like I did last night. Ebola is “vastly” worse than reported. tribal slaughter in Iraq and Syria, Israel vs Gaza,  Nigeria kidnappings, drones on Yemen, Robin Williams. Let us look to these … Continue reading →

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