Tag Archives: jeans

Double Denim: Duh

Posted on April 23, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I love the shopping site Farfetch as much as the next man, but I was not happy with today’s feature, a lesson on How to Wear Double Denim. First of all, I don’t want the term “double denim.” Take it … Continue reading →

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Sea of Jeans

Posted on March 24, 2010 by Sister Wolf

R13 is a line of denim produced in Italy that triggered my irrational yearning last year with an ad campaign featuring a tomboy endowed with an endearing Fuck You attitude. See how pissed off she is?! Her Angry Runaway Look … Continue reading →

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Very Special Jeans

Posted on January 23, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Douche Bag??   Someone has some explaining to do.

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Ugly Jeans Face Off, Part 2

Posted on September 15, 2009 by Sister Wolf

These jeans above, by Rich & Skinny, are the Rider Boyfriend Jeans and sell for $200. They have an unflattering yoke and sag in all the wrong places. Why are they called “Rider?” Why would anyone want them? Even better, … Continue reading →

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We Are Not Fooled

Posted on August 9, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Have you been noticing all the l——s that combine leather and jersey? Every label has its own version, even Helmut Lang and DVF. What do these garments say to you? To me, they are saying “I can’t afford leather so … Continue reading →

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The Horror of Insomnia

Posted on July 18, 2009 by Sister Wolf

This is what happens when you stay up too late. You start looking at shit on the Karmaloop website. Pretty soon you don’t know what to think.   Here’s their exclusive Catfight Jeans, only around   $50-something dollars. Here’s the Exclusive Brianel … Continue reading →

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Ugly Jeans Face-Off

Posted on July 13, 2009 by Sister Wolf

One of a Kind Designer Distressed Jeans [by Madewell].   $225 “Lovingly demolished, these dirty-wash skinny jeans feature paint splatter and shredded holes. 5-pocket styling and single-button closure. Wrinkling at front. Worn spots and heavy distressing throughout. 10″ leg opening.” The … Continue reading →

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I’m Just Here to Help

Posted on May 31, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Do you want to consider whether your use of the Internet is an addiction? Me neither! Then don’t go here to find out. Do you think it would be tragic to use a website called Closet Viewer to catalog your … Continue reading →

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7 Jeans: Protecting Their Ass & Mine

Posted on April 16, 2009 by Sister Wolf

“The denim company 7 For All Mankind is suing manufacturers who are knocking off their ass-embroidery branding….[they] filed a lawsuit against InDesign Apparel and Oleg Cassini for producing a line with back pockets that look exactly the same as their … Continue reading →

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Behold the Boyfriend Jeans!

Posted on March 26, 2009 by Sister Wolf

It’s Britney, bitch! Nah, just kidding. God, I fucking rule. Here I look fat, but so what, I have antlers. So here’s the ensemble, as recommended by my trusted cyber-advisors. The white tank top, bangles, fitted jacket, and the fierce … Continue reading →

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