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Balenciaga Crimes Against Humanity
All the commotion about Balenciaga’s new ad campaign with children is totally misplaced, besides being just stupid. Where are the complaints about their awful pantaboots worn to death by Kim Kardashian?? Where is the outrage? These fucking pantaboots are so … Continue reading
Kim and Pete: The Dream is Over
I know I should have seen it coming but let’s call me a hopeless romantic, or just a dope. When Pete talked about wanting to be a father, I heard wedding bells (and calls to available surrogates.) But then…you know … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, love
Tagged internet addiction, Kim Kardashian, love, sex
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A Voice Through a Cloud
After violently coughing for a week, I broke a rib, specifically rib #5, which an x-ray revealed to be “minimally displaced.” This means, not broken in pieces but not a neat crack either. It is extremely painful, because it hurts … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff
Tagged books, illness, Kim Kardashian, pain
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Things to Feel Good About
Surprise, I’m focusing on the positive! Because there are still good things, and here’s a short list. Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian Isn’t this fantastic! Who could have imagined this?? When she broke up with Kanye, it seemed preordained that … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Celebrities, irritants, Words
Tagged awful words, books, Kim Kardashian, music, TV
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Giving Up Celebrities
When I stopped writing for Popdust a few weeks ago, I never thought I would lose interest in celebrities. Having to write about them every day involved a total immersion in their real and made-up antics. I labored over the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, News, Uncategorized, Words
Tagged Celebrities, internet addiction, Kim Kardashian, my ass
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2015 VMA Awards Exegesis
The horror, right? It was mostly non-stop horror, with the exception of Kanye West‘s comic turn. Poor Kanye! He could talk forever and never make sense. That is his genius. I tired to explain to my husband why I don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, irritants, News
Tagged awards, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift
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Kim Kardashian Is A Virus
My name is Sister Wolf, and I’m addicted to Kim Kardashian. I write about her at my ‘day job’ but when I’m off-duty, I find I can’t quit her. When I’m out walking with my husband, a dazzling view of … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian’s Nine Expressions—Collect Them All!
When Kim Kardashian posted a collage of her facial expressions on Instagram, one could only marvel at the waxen immobility of that celebrated face. Let’s take a closer look. If only Kim had taken the time to label each … Continue reading
Stalked By A Gigantic Ass
I can’t stand it. There is no escape. It’s everywhere and it keeps coming after me. I hate it. I need it to go away. The blank face, too. Why has it come to this? Explain.
My New Name
I was thrilled to receive this email today, and considered it a lucky omen of some kind to be called “Lard-Desha.” Isn’t it wonderful? I’m hoping it’s not some derivation of “Lard Ass,” which would confirm my worst fears about … Continue reading