Tag Archives: why can’t I just kill everyone?

Coronaland

Posted on May 2, 2020 by Sister Wolf

Sure, this is a challenging time but even though we are alone we are together like never before. I only wish I had children at home so we could spend time doing homework, puzzles and crafts! Since it’s just me … Continue reading →

Posted in Horrible Stuff, News, Words | Tagged mental health, why can't I just kill everyone? | 8 Comments

A Return to Sanity

Posted on February 21, 2019 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been unable to write due to problems with concentration and a profound apathy coupled with a deep sense of hopelessness. The usual, only more debilitating. My mental hygiene is not what it should be. I like to watch the … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | Tagged denim, expensive crap, hideous crap, why can't I just kill everyone? | 17 Comments

Finally, the $1,000 Plastic Bag!

Posted on February 8, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Sorry, I’m exaggerating, this “top” is actually only $980, but sales tax will round it up. It is the apex of cutting edge fashion, ugly and disruptive as the day is long. Calvin Klein 205W39NYC evoked modern Americana in its … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | Tagged awful clothes, expensive crap, why can't I just kill everyone? | 4 Comments

Trump Twists the Knife*

Posted on July 13, 2017 by Sister Wolf

Piece of shit Donald Trump appraises Mrs. Macron’s body as the President of France and Melania are forced to stand by without killing him. *the knife in my stomach. Honk if he’s giving you an ulcer, too.

Posted in Horrible Stuff, News | Tagged Donald Trump, just kill me, politics, why can't I just kill everyone? | 13 Comments

A Terrifying Sale at Net-a-Porter!

Posted on May 28, 2017 by Sister Wolf

Net-a-Porter sent me a sale update, saying they just added 300 new items. Many of these items are insanely ugly. Did they suddenly just decide, “Hey, let’s get rid of this shit too, it’s now or never”? This Balenciaga cape … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion | Tagged hideous crap, net-a-porter, why can't I just kill everyone? | 4 Comments

The Gucci Dead Animal Shoe, $15,000

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Sister Wolf

A sharp-eyed reader sent me to this shoe, which looks like it’s trying to run away. Run, Gucci goat-hair slipper, run as fast as you can! You know what, the poor thing is dead. Too late. [These} slippers are one … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Horrible Stuff, irritants | Tagged hideous crap, shoes, why can't I just kill everyone? | 10 Comments

A New Roommate

Posted on November 1, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Mr. Capote is long gone. An old guy with pneumonia came and went. Yesterday, a new roommate arrived, connected to some sort of oxygen machine whose decibel level is akin to a loud blow dryer up against your ear. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Horrible Stuff, Religion | Tagged Max, nurses, why can't I just kill everyone? | 37 Comments