Author Archives: Sister Wolf

I Am Nonplussed, Motherfuckers.

Posted on September 22, 2016 by Sister Wolf

The Daily Mail online is the world’s most popular newspaper website, and yet they struggle to use English.  How can we help them understand that nonplussed does not mean nonchalant? This is apparently a common misunderstanding but I don’t know … Continue reading →

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Let’s Take A Moment To Thank Brad And Angie

Posted on September 20, 2016 by Sister Wolf

When I heard this morning that Brad and Angie are getting divorced, I was filled with a deep joy that spread through my being like one of Sting’s tantric orgasms, only better. Who among us has not been waiting for … Continue reading →

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What’s Your Price For Sully?

Posted on September 19, 2016 by Sister Wolf

Every time I see an ad for “Sully” I groan and announce that I wouldn’t see it for less than $500. Five hundred bucks is my customary price for a film that sounds truly awful, at least by my very … Continue reading →

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The Lure Of Gucci

Posted on September 16, 2016 by Sister Wolf

And the shame of Michael Kors. Continue reading →

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Is Everyone Insane?

Posted on September 15, 2016 by Sister Wolf

Can we just admit that Trump is ruining our lives? Every day, every hour, it’s non-stop Trump. It’s killing me, but I can’t stop looking for new lies to flip out about, new insults to our intelligence, new interviews with … Continue reading →

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The Sadness Of Shoes

Posted on September 13, 2016 by Sister Wolf

I scrolled by these shoes today and felt their sadness. They’re trying hard to look gay and festive and boho, but you can see right through that shaky facade. They are about to cry. I don’t know about you, but … Continue reading →

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Amal Clooney Challenges Angelina Jolie To A Thin Arms Smackdown

Posted on September 12, 2016 by Sister Wolf

Clotheshorse lawyer and handbag hoarder Amal Clooney has issued a challenge to rival Angelina Jolie in the Thin Arms Olympics. Wearing a priceless vintage YSL gown at the Berlin premiere of husband George Clooney’s new movie, Amal looked every inch … Continue reading →

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Recycling Hostility

Posted on September 9, 2016 by Sister Wolf

In just one day, I have received threats of physical violence and an actual curse, both transmitted over the Internet. Now, I am fully aware of having myself generated enough hostility online to light up several baseball stadiums if not … Continue reading →

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It’s Too Big, So Stop It.

Posted on September 7, 2016 by Sister Wolf

  Big can be good but too big is TOO BIG and that’s where we are now. Look at this stupid safety-pin earring by Balenciaga. I’m going to guess it’s being marketed as a Statement piece. It’s only going to … Continue reading →

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Top Ten Worst People

Posted on September 5, 2016 by Sister Wolf

Someone just remarked to me that calling Mother Theresa ‘bad’ was only relative; on a scale of 1 to 10, was she as bad as Hitler, or Pol Pot? So now, probably because I’m a little stoned, I’m trying to … Continue reading →

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