Category Archives: Celebrities

Rock of Love Exegesis

Posted on April 13, 2009 by Sister Wolf

At first, you assure yourself that no matter how pathetic you are, you would never stoop so low as to watch “Rock of Love,” because (a) You don’t watch Reality Shows, (b) You’ve always hated Bret Michaels, and (c) There … Continue reading →

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The Price of Money

Posted on April 4, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I was reading some crap about Michelle Obama’s style vs Carla Bruni’s, when I was stopped short by this photo. The woman in green makes Carla Bruni look like a PTA lady, doesn’t she? Shiekha Moza is married to the … Continue reading →

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The Lourdes Project II

Posted on March 29, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Remember when we all admired   her unibrow and moustache? Lourdes has evidently succumbed to either societal pressure or her mother’s obsession with beauty procedures. Here they are arriving in Malawi to purchase a new child. Six months ago, Lourdes was … Continue reading →

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Meet Madonna’s Personal Trainer!

Posted on March 15, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Today I read a thing about Gwyneth’s expensive new gym in New York, and her partner/personal trainer, Tracy Anderson. Tracy is also Madonna’s personal trainer, and she takes credit for creating Madge’s controversial body. If you check out Tracy’s website, … Continue reading →

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Sting Ruins Everything

Posted on March 3, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Sting has always been on my Top Five hit-list, and he’s earned it the old fashioned way, by being a cunt. I’ve just read a quote of his that ranks above all his other crimes: “I think cancer – I’m … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards 2009 Exigesis

Posted on February 23, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I don’t know about you, but I loved this year’s show. It’s the first one in years that wasn’t a grim chore to sit through. Hugh “I’m not gay” Jackman was a delightful host, relieving one from the effort of … Continue reading →

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Pre-Oscar Complaints

Posted on February 21, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I’m looking forward to wasting my evening tomorrow, watching the Academy Awards. All I ask is that Mickey Rourke doesn’t win. But first, let me review The Changeling for anyone who missed it. Not surprisingly, it’s all about Angelina Jolie’s … Continue reading →

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Jessica Simpson, Boo Hoo

Posted on February 3, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Breaking news: Jessica Simpson is a fat pig and it’s mean to make fun of her. In fact, if you make fun of her, you are part of the problem. It’s people like you who are forcing girls to starve … Continue reading →

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Golden Globes 2009 Exegesis

Posted on January 12, 2009 by Sister Wolf

Since some people have actual lives, I am once again providing a summary of the   Golden Globes Awards, having sat through most of it in a stupor when I wasn’t busy peeing or getting snacks. It was a pretty dull … Continue reading →

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Outing John Travolta

Posted on January 3, 2009 by Sister Wolf

I’ve been meaning to write about this for a long time, but I guess I wasn’t mad enough. John Travolta should have been outed, and not for being gay. His insistence that his son Jett, now dead at 16, wasn’t … Continue reading →

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