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Inappropriate Cravings
On my mental list of shit I wish I could buy, the most persistent craving is also the most inappropriate: leather shorts. I can’t think of another fashion purchase that would be more inappropriate, except maybe a romper. (Sorry about … Continue reading
All New Nordstrom Adventure
When you’re unemployed and have no money, you go out to have lunch in department stores. If you use your charge card, it’s free. Here I am at Nordstrom on Friday, trying on a pseudo-Chanel jacket by Trina Turk. Seen … Continue reading
Comments For Jane 3/28/2010
Sea has been on the road with Dad, I think to SXSW to hear some awful new bands. She got to hang out with her Asian-ish friend Ronald, but really the main event was her new boots by Maison Martin … Continue reading
Trade in Your Old Butt
Reading an article about the rise in Ethnic Rhinoplasty, I clicked on a doctor’s name and Voila! His gallery of Buttock Augmentation before-and-after pictures is astounding! Who even thinks of getting their butt augmented? It seems like it would be … Continue reading
H&M Responds
Dear [Sister], Thank you for your email. One of the campaigns at H&M this spring was shot by Terry Richardson. We always have an H&M representative present during our fashion shoots and we have no information that something inappropriate has … Continue reading
Still More Terry Richardson
Marc Jacobs has revealed to the WSJ: “I’ve worked with Terry and Terry has asked me to do some crazy things. I know that those pictures will exist if I do them. But I’m a big boy and I can … Continue reading
Sea of Jeans
R13 is a line of denim produced in Italy that triggered my irrational yearning last year with an ad campaign featuring a tomboy endowed with an endearing Fuck You attitude. See how pissed off she is?! Her Angry Runaway Look … Continue reading
When Androgyny Isn’t Helpful
Today, I came upon this photo of Tragic Fashion Boy today on a fashion blog, with this caption: “She has this androgynous petit gamin look that’s just fascinating. A good example of how the guests can really bring a designer’s … Continue reading
Cunt of the Week™: Terry Richardson
I’ve hated this cunt since the first time I laid eyes on him. I didn’t have to hear a model’s confession about his behavior to know how unsavory a creature he is. He adopts the look of a shady pervert … Continue reading
The Cher Sighting
Today, I went to Beverly Hills with the BFF and she had to hiss “Cher!” at me before I noticed Cher standing right by us in the Neiman Marcus shoe department! I turned to gawk at Cher, who looked just … Continue reading