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A Tough Choice
The skirt above, by Pearl Lowe for Peacocks is priced at $30.00 The skirt below, by Balmain, sells for $2,280.00 It’s worth spending $2,250 more for the Balmain because _________________________________.
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Tagged awful clothes, designer fashion, who is that stupid?
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Leather Legging Boots, Hurry!
Okay, great. Nothing is better than a fashion hybrid that makes life more awkward and uncomfortable. Leather legging boots (try saying it three times, really fast) are a “creation” by Tamara Mellon that she describes as “a thigh boot … Continue reading
Where is Jackie’s Hat???
Last night I heard for the first time that Jackie’s pink hat is missing: No one knows what happened to it after all these years. This is just mind-boggling, isn’t it? If anything in this world is iconic, it’s … Continue reading
Christmas Gifts: Part I
“The Bless Finger Gloves are a conceptual take on a classic pair of winter gloves. Individual sleeves for each finger keep your digits toasty” Are these Finger Gloves cute or what? Imagine the fun of your partner waiting around … Continue reading
Douche Fest!
Ricki Hall is a Douche Icon whose only true rival is Francois Verkerk. How could you choose one over the other? Does Francois win because of his awful moustache? Or does Ricki’s full beard and grumpy scowl put … Continue reading
The Apotheosis of Hideous Fur Coats
Emilio Pucci – Printed calf hair, goat and fox coat, $21,750 Editor’s Notes: “This printed calf hair coat was one of the final looks of Emilio Pucci’s fall runway. Trimmed with fox and goat hair, this coverup is accented with strips of leather and suede. Accentuate the stud embellishments … Continue reading
Beautiful Leg
Before today, I have felt offended by images of prosthetic limbs that seemed to fetishize amputees. Even though it’s none of my business what people fetishize, I will always remember the doctor who told Max to consider having his … Continue reading
Now I’m Mad.
I just found out that MAC produced this beautiful red lipstick without telling me, and it sold out in three hours. This is a fucking outrage. I blame everybody. It was part of MAC’s collaboration with Rihanna, whose lipstick … Continue reading
Your Go-to Boots for Fall
These boots by Philip Lim are my first choice. Not only do they look like a boot giving birth to another boot (or a parasitic twin) but they have an open-toe, convenient for testing the weather. Plus, they sag nicely … Continue reading
Schoolgirl Issues
A few days ago, I went out with my husband to look for shoes. While he looked, I headed for the kids section to look for a schoolgirl skirt. Just like all normal people, I have a fetish for pleated … Continue reading