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Let’s Love Me
I got these sunglasses yesterday from Out of the Closet for only $8, minus the 10% Senior Discount! I fucking rule. I also got the green top for $6.50 (minus discount) and it’s covered in nonsensical badges, rhinestones and d-rings, … Continue reading
Academy Award Exegesis 2013
This year, I can honestly say that I got what I wanted. My choice for best picture, best actor and best actress came through, somebody fell, Adele was a goddess, and David O. Russell didn’t get to gloat over his … Continue reading
Bergman
J Brand has started naming its pieces after famous people, offering an “Angelina Jumpsuit” and a “Halle Top.” But I’m only interested in the Bergman Leather Shorts. Obviously, these shorts are problematic. The length is awful and who wants to … Continue reading
Peplum Pants
Finally! How did we live without peplums on our pants? Now all my pants look so drab and minimalist. “A flounced peplum puts a ladylike touch on a pair of high-waisted alice + olivia pants, cut from figure-hugging mid-weight jersey. … Continue reading
Homeless Fashion and So Much More
This get-up comes from the new collection by InAisce, designed by a New Yorker called Jona. Here’s how Trendland describes the collection: Jona of InAisce developed a unisex line of clothes that melds the lines between mythical and avant garde fashion. Drawing … Continue reading
A Poll for the Ladies
Which one do you want more? or
The Unbearable Softness of Being
I went to see my psychiatrist when he returned from his three week vacation. Before I could make a peremptory statement about my hair, he said brightly: “New Hair!” He had no idea what I’ve been through, hair-wise. This is the … Continue reading
Gifts For Him II
If you’re shopping for a poseur, this is the best coffee table book ever (not counting the billion dollar Mohammed Ali enterprise by Taschen, of course.) At $1,450, it is a lavish waste of money, the better to showcase his pretensions to … Continue reading
A New Favorite Shopping Site
The ra webshop is heaven sent for people craving avant garde apparel. Everyone modeling the outfits looks completely insane, and the prices are sky-high. I was upset to find out that one of my favorite ‘pieces’ must have sold out, … Continue reading
If You Can Pronounce ‘Balmain’ Correctly
Before you complain about the $13,776 price tag, consider the close-up view of this vest: “Take your ___ cues from ___ and wear this ___ style with ____ attitude – think ___ pants and ____ heels.” Replace the missing words (the ones … Continue reading