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Not Every Wolf is Bad
Just because I’m mad a lot of the time, it’s easy to mistake me for a Bad person. In actual fact, I’m full of love, when I’m not full of hate! I love this green fluffy thing. I’d love to … Continue reading
The Black Jeans Situation
I have taken a vow to stop buying black jeans, but I broke it twice in one week. I’m beginning to wonder if there are any black jeans in the universe that would fit me properly, or if I’ll spend … Continue reading
I Heart Penis Jewelry
I wasn’t planning on writing about penis jewelry today, but who am I to defy destiny after coming upon this amazing penis bracelet? I swear I wasn’t looking for penis jewelry. I just got on a mailing list for a … Continue reading
A Trashy Goldmine!
Okay, so I bought another pair of black boots but I swear to god this is the last time. I can actually walk in them because of the big hidden platform. Not that I’ll wear them or anything, but if … Continue reading
Enough With the Boyfriend Jeans
Has everyone had it with the fucking “boyfriend jeans” yet? The whole thing bothers me. The jeans themselves, the sudden ubiquity of them, the Katie Holmes connection, and the name for them. What if you don’t have a boyfriend? What … Continue reading
I’m Sorry, I Hate Her
I’ve just discovered a fashion blogger that everyone else already knows about, thanks to a newsletter from Refinery 29. I hated her at Hello. I feel this is a huge faux pas on my part, and yet, there it is. … Continue reading
Important Lipstick Advisory
If I were on the Titanic (and all the news hints that I am, along with the rest of you) I would be the one running to put on more red lipstick. Therefore, I have purchased this new lipstick by … Continue reading
Look at What I Didn’t Buy!
I have been craving a pair of sequin leggings ever since I saw some on the glorious Queen Michelle. But every pair I’ve seen online were either much too expensive or too shoddy looking. Then I saw these, on sale … Continue reading
A Boot With a Mission
The first time I saw this boot at Barneys online, I was truly stunned by its awfulness. What could be uglier?! Wasn’t Louboutin supposed to be the holy grail of footwear?! I even tried to find it again to show … Continue reading
Take Away the Guns
Unearthen is a company that makes jewelry out of empty bullets. Each crystal is chosen for its “distinct qualities” and the stone with “the right properties for your needs will inherently attract you.” This could be why these necklaces don’t … Continue reading