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Grandpa Wants a Nap!
Wouldn’t you know, Grandpa wants to cancel the debate scheduled for Friday night! He needs to go to Washington to pretend he’s a leader. NO, GRANDPA! It’s not time for your nap! You can’t back out of the debate just … Continue reading
Focus That Hatred!
People, I know how hard it is to stay focused in today’s fast-paced multi-tasking world, but we must try to funnel our collective hatred toward Grandpa and the Mean Church Lady. Look at this PAP Smear warrior with her Blessed … Continue reading
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This Palin Bitch is Wearing Me Out
It’s as if all life has stopped, except for a throbbing, metastatic dread of Sarah Palin. All the TV pundints are blabbing about her, or blabbing about how much blabbing there is. She hasn’t granted interviews thus far because Grandpa’s … Continue reading
PAP Smear Official Business
*UPDATE* You can now order you PAP Smear shirts and buttons here! *UPDATE II* Note the new improved logo People, we can thank our good friends Dr. Larue and Honeypants for this wonderful logo. Feel free to copy it and … Continue reading
Damn My Internet Addiction!
Thanks to my friend Honeypants, I have just wasted two hours looking at the crazy merchandise you can get at Pin-Up Girl Clothing. I would kick her ass for doing this to me, but she just lived through another hurricane … Continue reading
The Plot Thickens.
We’re not allowed to criticize The Church Lady because that would be sexist. We can’t mention the tight black skirt that was meant to reduce grown men to horny teenagers dreaming about Milf’s. So let’s just think of her as … Continue reading
Grandpa and The Church Lady
This new reality series will be fun to watch, as long as you have a stiff drink on hand. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll want to smash your TV or whoever happens to be sitting next to you. Grandpa is … Continue reading
What Color is Hyacinth?
Is it red or sort of orange or pink? As seen on my browser, I’m not quite sure about the color of this fox fur jacket but I do know I love it. I could buy it and strenuously deny … Continue reading
Good News About Your Butt!
IT ISN’T BIG ENOUGH! I swear I wasn’t looking for them, but Butt Enhancers have come into my life and I couldn’t feel happier about it. Feel Foxy has the best pictures, but Bubbles has some great items, too. Personally, … Continue reading
I Saved $1,700 by Shopping!
Imagine how thrilled I was to see the metallic green Marni bag on the left for $1,815 at net-a-porter! It reminded me of my metallic green Not Rational handbag that I got on sale for $75, because no one was … Continue reading