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Lou Dobbs: What a Fucking Cunt™ !
I have hated this fat pig for so long that it’s hard to believe his stupid sneering face will no longer blight my life when I’m stretched out on my couch like a beached whale, waiting for some Anderson Cooper … Continue reading
More Fun With Trig and Whoever is His Mom
As we all know, Mrs. Palin is not really Trig’s mother, but now the word is that even Bristol isn’t his real mom! Trig Truthers are going berserk, in the wake of Levi’s public statement that Trig isn’t Bristol’s baby. … Continue reading
Two Shopbop Girls and One Contest
This Shopbop girl has been bothering me for ages. Why does she always have to jut her head forward like this? Who tells her to do it? Or is it her trademark or something? Waaah, make it stop! Now, this … Continue reading
The Nursing Home Gambit
In the ongoing daily struggle against health-care incompetence, the major event of the week was The Nursing Home Gambit. It began when the chief of medical staff came in to say that Blue Cross was refusing to cover any further … Continue reading
Why Won’t Lindsay Lohan Hit Bottom?
When I saw this photo of Lindsay Lohan taking a bow at the disastrous Ungaro show, I couldn’t help feeling sorry for her. Look at the emotions playing upon her worn-out face: “They love me!” “I’ve finally arrived!” “Now Sam … Continue reading
An Idyllic Outing
Today, Scott the Physical Therapist put Max in a special chair and took him outside to get some fresh air. We joined this nice couple, who were also enjoying some sunlight. They have been married for 61 years and she … Continue reading
Artists or Idiots?
A disgruntled reader just left a comment on a post about Andrew Krasnow, an artist whose medium is human skin. “I was Googling feminist cunt art when I came across this blog. No, Krasnow never made lampshades of human skin, … Continue reading
Maxes and Wild Things
I love Maurice Sendak just like all decent people, but I prefer his illustrations in “Mr. Rabbit and the Lovely Present” to “Where the Wild Things Are.” The latter book is poised to be ruined forever by the movie version, … Continue reading
The Stupidest Band in the World
Even in the midst of a crisis, I find I have not lost my ability to Hate! On a brief visit to my own home, I was privileged to catch a performance (on the David Letterman Show) by the stupidest, … Continue reading
The Progressive Insurance Girl: Why?
If you don’t live in the US, you may not know about this girl. She is featured in a series of TV ads from which there is no escape. At first glance, or if you’re deaf, you might be pleased … Continue reading