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Mrs. Palin is Quotin’ Plato!
In an exclusive interview with Paul Bedard for the US News and World Report, Mrs. P casually quotes Plato: “It’s like Plato said, ‘You learn more about someone in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.’ We’ve … Continue reading
Is Mrs. Palin a Stupidity Machine?
If not, then how does she keep finding ways to be stupid? She is an unholy fountain of stupidity, a geyser of idiotic lies that won’t be stopped by nature, science or Grandpa McCain himself. In her speech about special … Continue reading
Mrs. Palin Enlists Satan in Last Ditch Effort to Win.
Now, to add to Piper’s spinning head, there seems to be new Trig. This is not the Trig Mrs. P paraded around at the RNC. Did she swap Trig for this new model to distract us from Piper’s spinning head? … Continue reading
And Too, Palin’s Fashion IQ is Also Zero
What, the RNC spent $150,000 on Mrs. P’s wardrobe?!?!?! How can you spend that much money and still look like trailor trash?! Most of it was spent at Saks and Neiman Marcus, but all I can see are a bunch … Continue reading
What About Joe Sixpack?!
Oh god, who gives a shit about all these Joes?!? Could you hate Grandpa more if you tried? Let us out the ways. The crazy smile, the chipmunk cheeks, the erect thumb, the scars, the demand for “repudiation”….. It almost … Continue reading
It’s the Stupidity, Stupid!
Today, I had a moment of clarity. I understood why Grandpa and that Church Lady must not be allowed to win this election. He’s too old, and she’s too stupid. Alas, there are a number of people who haven’t grasped … Continue reading
Guilty as Sin!
Let’s all thank the amazing Susan for finding this delightful image. Susan is the one to go to when you want to know what’s going on, or what’s cool. Then, while you’re enjoying the guilty verdict in Troopergate, find a … Continue reading
Sarah’s Special Needs
I’ve listened to Mrs. P at two separate campaign rallies, yesterday and today, answering questions about how she intends to keep her promise of being a friend to moms with special needs kids. Each time, she said that she would … Continue reading
A Shout Out To Tina Fey
If it weren’t for Tina Fey, how many of us would have killed ourselves by now? Tina Fey is all that stands between nervousness and mass hysteria. When you laugh at Tina’s Sarah Palin, the laughter is coming from a … Continue reading
Is There a Stupider Cunt?!
People, what is there to say? I know we are all still feeling hung-over from the “debate.” By now we all have discussed our favorite moments with friends and loved ones. The winks and nose-wrinkling. The doggone it. The Say … Continue reading