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Tummy Control

Posted on March 13, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Yesterday I bought a pair of Levi’s with tummy control. It was a milestone. And a defeat. You know all those commercials about “belly fat?” And maybe you say to yourself, Ew, what a slob, I wouldn’t let that happen … Continue reading →

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Denim Doldrums Over at Last!

Posted on January 24, 2018 by Sister Wolf

Like a bracing slap in the face, denim has returned with a vengeance for 2018, starting with this brilliant Denim Waist Belt by Unravel Project. Designed to appear like it’s been sliced from the top of your favorite jeans, this … Continue reading →

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A Fucking Game-Changer!

Posted on August 20, 2016 by Sister Wolf

These jeans are so spectacularly awful and egregious that I consider them a true game-changer. They raise the awfulness-bar to a level I don’t expect to see exceeded in my lifetime. They are beyond idiotic, beyond revolting, and just stupefying … Continue reading →

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Curated Jeans

Posted on September 26, 2012 by Sister Wolf

These jeans by Cosmic Wonder are made of “used unprocessed” selvedge denim, with embroidered patchwork detail at the hem. (Notice how nicely the hem hangs in the photo below.) Complete this sentence: These jeans are worth $805 because ______________.

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Another Homerun from Al Wang

Posted on June 18, 2011 by Sister Wolf

These Al Wang slit-knee jeans are worth $345 because __________________. at Shopbop ~ *this post is for David Duff, who models his new sarong here.

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This is Just Bullshit

Posted on April 2, 2011 by Sister Wolf

Alex Wang expects you to pay $395 for a pair of jeans with a swipe of paint down the sides. “These dirty-wash straight-leg jeans feature foil accents at the sides. 5-pocket styling and single-button closure. Mild distressing and worn edges.” … Continue reading →

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Levi’s For the Advanced Curator

Posted on January 8, 2011 by Sister Wolf

“Levi’s red 1st giant fit jean from the first Levi’s red collection in blue denim. This jean is the oversized fit of the 3 different fits from this collection. The features of this jean are the cinch back, the low … Continue reading →

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Look Like a Horsey at Two Price Points

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Sister Wolf

If someone wearing these jeans came galloping toward me, I’d have a stroke. Don’t they remind you of a satyr from Greek mythology? Or are they just hideous?       (Cheap Monday, $87 at Shopbop) Less Dionysian but grotesque in its own … Continue reading →

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What the Hell?

Posted on August 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

What’s wrong with this picture? Nothing, until you find out it’s a one-piece “romper.” Isn’t that just inexplicably horrible?! I’m not sure why it’s so horrible, but the first thing that comes to mind for some reason is the problem … Continue reading →

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Levi’s + Gaultier = Bingo!

Posted on May 10, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I’ve never stopped loving Levi’s, same as disneyrollergirl and my friend Mark (who has curated 60 pairs.) Levi’s has always been around, making high quality jeans that almost anyone can afford.   Once in a while they collaborate with big names … Continue reading →

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