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Hideous Denim Is My Life

Posted on March 25, 2015 by Sister Wolf

When I see something this awful, I almost feel it was put online just for me. Who else would get a thrill from such unmitigated stupidity? These jeans are called ‘Shredded Dad Pants,’ available from Opening Ceremony for $600. Try … Continue reading →

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Bad Girl

Posted on March 22, 2015 by Sister Wolf

  I had a close call the other day, when I came across an expensive and totally inappropriate fashion piece that ignited my fantasy of being an angry schoolgirl. Look at how bad ass this is! I pictured my self … Continue reading →

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Hideous Footwear Alert

Posted on July 28, 2014 by Sister Wolf

Can you believe how ugly these are? I really am almost speechless. It would be like shoving your feet into dead animal carcasses and expecting everyone to admire you for it. Why the silver studded ’embellishment?’ Is it supposed to … Continue reading →

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Gucci Brings It

Posted on July 12, 2014 by Sister Wolf

But why? Just tell me why!  Look, just two of these monstrosities left. Shearling and goat hair, I can practically smell it. I predict the era of Eurotrash and disco coming back in full force, as if to say “I’ll … Continue reading →

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Jacket Quilted Shoulder Bag: No Fucking Way

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Sister Wolf

This handbag by Moschino makes me want to cry. Why did god let this happen? I don’t even care about the $3,400 price. I wouldn’t buy it for fifty bucks. I really feel I deserve some kind of explanation. Who … Continue reading →

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The Steinbeck Overalls

Posted on May 31, 2014 by Sister Wolf

“Overalls are back this season.” (I’m just quoting net-a-porter, personally I hate them except on toddlers.) The Steinbeck overalls in chambray, by A.P.C., are ‘a breathable cotton and linen blend.’  $365 I know this is exactly what Steinbeck had in … Continue reading →

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Hate Your Legs?

Posted on April 7, 2014 by Sister Wolf

I’m not happy with mine either, and here’s why: The model above. Just look at how skinny those legs are! Hmph, bad photoshopping, right? That’s what I told myself. But then, I accidentally started a video, and the skinny legs … Continue reading →

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Leather Cobain Pants

Posted on March 16, 2014 by Sister Wolf

“Leather RtA skinny pants channel the grunge styling with a zip-off shirt panel around the waist trimmed with denim-style patch pockets.” $1,232.00 at Shopbop.com Here we are now, entertain us!  

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Christmas Gifts: Part I

Posted on November 20, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  “The Bless Finger Gloves are a conceptual take on a classic pair of winter gloves. Individual sleeves for each finger keep your digits toasty” Are these Finger Gloves cute or what? Imagine the fun of your partner waiting around … Continue reading →

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The Apotheosis of Hideous Fur Coats

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Emilio Pucci – Printed calf hair, goat and fox coat, $21,750 Editor’s Notes: “This printed calf hair coat was one of the final looks of Emilio Pucci’s fall runway. Trimmed with fox and goat hair, this coverup is accented with strips of leather and suede. Accentuate the stud embellishments … Continue reading →

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