Tag Archives: online shopping

Your Go-to Boots for Fall

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Sister Wolf

These boots by Philip Lim are my first choice.  Not only do they look like a boot giving birth to another boot (or a parasitic twin) but they have an open-toe, convenient for testing the weather. Plus, they sag nicely … Continue reading →

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Shopping Intervention

Posted on July 10, 2013 by Sister Wolf

  Who can stop me from buying this leather jacket?  I have at least five leather jackets but not this one. Step Two: “Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.” I’m skipping Step … Continue reading →

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Shoe Choices

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Sister Wolf

Who wouldn’t want these expressive shoes?I love them. Only $59.95 and appropriate for every occasion. These shoes, on the other hand, are crap. Worse than crap. They are an insult to humanity. Priced at $899.95, they will only attract the … Continue reading →

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Peplum Pants

Posted on January 21, 2013 by Sister Wolf

Finally! How did we live without peplums on our pants? Now all my pants look so drab and minimalist. “A flounced peplum puts a ladylike touch on a pair of high-waisted alice + olivia pants, cut from figure-hugging mid-weight jersey. … Continue reading →

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Toy Fantasy Man

Posted on December 20, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Smile Makers are sex toys with a cutesy design and a “playful” concept: they are named after different male stereotypes, kind of like the Village People. I don’t know much about sex toys and that’s the way I like it. … Continue reading →

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Gifts for Him: First in a Series

Posted on November 15, 2012 by Sister Wolf

“Set of two small cedar stumps infused with fresh, real Siskiyou cedar – it’s just like taking a hike in the rugged Siskiyou mountains of the northwest. Has scent notes of ginger, wool blankets, and deep forest.” 100% wildcrafted and organic ingredients. … Continue reading →

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A New Favorite Shopping Site

Posted on November 1, 2012 by Sister Wolf

The ra webshop is heaven sent for people craving avant garde apparel. Everyone modeling the outfits looks completely insane, and the prices are sky-high. I was upset to find out that one of my favorite ‘pieces’ must have sold out, … Continue reading →

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Curated Jeans

Posted on September 26, 2012 by Sister Wolf

These jeans by Cosmic Wonder are made of “used unprocessed” selvedge denim, with embroidered patchwork detail at the hem. (Notice how nicely the hem hangs in the photo below.) Complete this sentence: These jeans are worth $805 because ______________.

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Let’s Do the Math

Posted on July 19, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Admit that these shoes are perfect for me. They’re flat, they’re pointy, they’re an impractical color. They are screaming my name. Plus, they’re on sale, reduced from $850 to $340! I would be saving $510! But I know it’s wrong … Continue reading →

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Effortless

Posted on May 23, 2012 by Sister Wolf

Okay, fine, at first glance they’re ugly but wait for the description: “A softly pleated waistband flows into an effortless, wide-leg silhouette on these denim culottes.” We’ve all come to associate “effortless” with “chic,” so maybe our brains are supposed … Continue reading →

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