Monthly Archives: March 2010

The Face Problem

Posted on March 18, 2010 by Sister Wolf

When I saw this picture today, showing Mackenzie Phillips‘ new face, I was so excited that I sent the link to my BFF. Apparently, Mackenzie   spent $50,000 on the new face, for laser resurfacing, cosmetic dental work, botox, etc etc. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, News | Tagged , , | 32 Comments

Key Trends to Avoid

Posted on March 16, 2010 by Sister Wolf

I plan to avoid any look devised by Alexander Wang, including this disturbing boot. Each time I see it, I feel upset. It looks like a shoe giving birth to another shoe, and that’s not something I want to dwell … Continue reading →

Posted in Fashion, Rants | Tagged , , , | 41 Comments

Sparkly Happiness for Everyone!

Posted on March 15, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Rainbows and unicorns make everything happy, even Tragic Fashion Boy! Cornify is “the number #1 unicorn and rainbow service worldwide, providing sparkles and happiness for all.” You can download a Cornify bookmark to Cornificate boring web pages: the more you … Continue reading →

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Cunt of the Week™: Pope Benedict XVI

Posted on March 14, 2010 by Sister Wolf

The current Pope, or “Ratty” as he is known in some quarters, has turned out to be a complete cunt.   As the clerical sexual abuse crisis erupts in Germany, the Vatican is doing its best this weekend to protect the … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants, Religion | Tagged , | 40 Comments

The Floral Slouch Clog

Posted on March 14, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Hahahaha! $248 at Free People.

Posted in Fashion, revenge | Tagged , | 47 Comments

Ordealism: The Art of Suffering

Posted on March 13, 2010 by Sister Wolf

In the current New Yorker, there is a long profile of the performance artist Marina Abramovic that caused me to wonder: Is my life actually Art? Abramovic has been provoking and shocking people for thirty years. Next week, MOMA is … Continue reading →

Posted in Art, Horrible Stuff, Words | Tagged , , | 32 Comments

Three Choices, All Bad

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Ann Demuelemeester   $1,225.00 Dolce Vita $175.00 Chloe Sevigny – Opening Ceremony $650.00 ~ God, when will these shoes go away? Who’s stupid enough to buy obtain the Ann D. version?

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Jessica Simpson: Not Just Fat

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

First of all, she is fat, let’s just admit it. I saw her on TV with David Letterman, recalling how hurt she was when the tabloids called her “fat”.   Then she talked about her ex-boyfriends, and her new reality show. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Rants | Tagged , , | 29 Comments

Goony’s Back!

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

And she still has to pee! I haven’t seen her in a while and I was getting worried. Welcome back, Goony Bird!

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Comments for Jane 3/11/2010

Posted on March 11, 2010 by Sister Wolf

Most recently, Sea was thrilled to acquire a garish coat that matched the dowdy skirt she had earlier obtained from a shop in Dallas. Now she can wear them together and look like a kooky bag lady from the 70s. … Continue reading →

Posted in Disorders, Fashion, Words | Tagged , , | 37 Comments