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The Perfect Shredded T-Shirt
I’m going to disagree and say, almost perfect. The price is certainly fair, given, you know. But If I have to hand wash it, then no. Forget it. Thoughts?
Trump And Bannon: Killing Me Softly
I don’t know about you but this shit is killing me. Just since the inauguration, I have developed carpal tunnel syndrome and eczema. I’m grinding my teeth and I’m glued to Twitter. Each new egregious development sends me into a … Continue reading
Not Just Stupid But Age Inappropriate
When I saw these boots online, my heart started racing. Literally. I’m lucky I didn’t have a stroke. Because I’m old. O.L.D. Too old for these Union Jack boots, even though I love Union Jacks, from a graphic standpoint and … Continue reading
My Fellow Americans
I sink I need help. I come to America to marry rich businessman, not to be chudged every minute by the crooked press and my hussband enemies. I hate dis song “My Way” but Donald he don’t care. I tell … Continue reading
Did I Speak Too Soon?
Was I wrong about the Worst Thing you would ever see? Just look at this. This is what someone would do to your jacket if they really hated you. I don’t even know what you’d have to do to make … Continue reading
The Wrongest Thing You Will Ever See
There are no words. Whoever Ronald Van Der Kemp is, he is out of his fucking mind. He wants $1,980 for these…..pants? Can you count the things wrong here? Net-a-Porter gives you some clues: Ronald Van Der Kemp’s pants take … Continue reading
Kellyanne Conway, Still A Fucking Cunt!™
Dear Kellyanne, Could you please stop lying for just a moment, you fucking lying cunt? I know you’re good at it but you’ve already proved yourself a master, okay? What’s your deal? Are you Satan? Carl Bernstein called you Trump’s … Continue reading
Let’s Cleanse Our Palates With Denim
As we struggle with a rising national nausea that’s about to hit its apex, let’s calm our acid reflux with some very special denim. Above, a jacket by Y’s, a line by Yohji Yamamoto. At only $699, it’s a good … Continue reading
The Men of The Golden Globes
First of all, there were too many beards. Jon Hamm, Jake Gillenhall, Ryan Reynolds, Ben Affleck, Dev Patel, go and shave already. Donald Glover of Atlanta has a beard, but he gets a pass for being so cute and serious … Continue reading
An Exciting Offer From The Neptune Society
A letter from the Neptune Society is a rite of passage I would gladly forego, but they are relentless. I’ve been getting them for a couple of years, and it occurred to me that it might be nice to share … Continue reading