Author Archives: Sister Wolf

Kim and Pete: The Dream is Over

Posted on August 14, 2022 by Sister Wolf

I know I should have seen it coming but let’s call me a hopeless romantic, or just a dope. When Pete talked about wanting to be a father, I heard wedding bells (and calls to available surrogates.) But then…you know … Continue reading →

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Don’t Look Down

Posted on August 1, 2022 by Sister Wolf

Not long ago, I saw my own thigh in the sunlight though my bathroom window and I screamed. EW! Whose leg is that? I thought. I’m not kidding; that was my actual thought. I guess I expected to see my … Continue reading →

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Because I’m a Monster

Posted on July 22, 2022 by Sister Wolf

It has been a long and dismal few months. Our wonderful dog, Boris, passed away with cancer at 14 years old. Our whole world went dark. I realized that yet again I have lost a treasured part of my identity: … Continue reading →

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Sociopathic Show Pony

Posted on May 18, 2022 by Sister Wolf

Don’t be mad at me for being consumed with Amber and Johnny; Tik Tok videos with the hashtag #JusticForJohnny have been viewed 8.3 billion times! Americans have googled Amber Heard four times more than google searches for abortion or the … Continue reading →

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Crazy or Totally Fucking Nuts?

Posted on May 1, 2022 by Sister Wolf

A Pat Benatar song came on the car radio the other day and I was instantly reminded of a blog post I wrote years ago about antinatalism. Antinatalism is the belief that it’s morally wrong to have children. Why is … Continue reading →

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God Schmod

Posted on April 25, 2022 by Sister Wolf

A thread on Facebook caught my attention last week. It was on a neighborhood page, where the Discourse is usually confined to incensed complaints about the homeless and reports of lost cats. This one was posted by an administrator and … Continue reading →

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Grammy’s 2022 Exegesis

Posted on April 5, 2022 by Sister Wolf

I never expected the Grammy’s to fuck up my personal life, but thanks to Justin Bieber, it has. I posted a picture of an oversized suit I bought last month from Zara (I know), and several people commented “Justin Bieber.” … Continue reading →

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A Voice Through a Cloud

Posted on April 4, 2022 by Sister Wolf

After violently coughing for a week, I broke a rib, specifically rib #5, which an x-ray revealed to be “minimally displaced.” This means, not broken in pieces but not a neat crack either. It is extremely painful, because it hurts … Continue reading →

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Academy Awards 2022 Exegesis

Posted on March 29, 2022 by Sister Wolf

Oh god, Will and Jada Smith, just go away. Boo hoo about Jada’s hair loss! Let her deal with osteoporosis, which I am blessed with, and my husband doesn’t need to slap anyone. Let her and her whole crazy family … Continue reading →

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I am Ukraine, WordPress is Russia

Posted on March 21, 2022 by Sister Wolf

If you can read this, you’re a better man than me, because when I google this site I get a blank page, a warning, or some Japanese text. I had malware removed but still. I have spent countless hours on … Continue reading →

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