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Grammys 2011 for Dummies
Just quickly: Rhianna needs to take up prostitution and get it over with. Lady Gaga needs to get the fuck over herself. J Lo needs to lose the hair extensions and her creepy husband. Mick Jagger needs to eat and … Continue reading
Rumi: Exegesis and Appreciation
Two years ago I discovered Rumi Neely‘s blog and pronounced that I hated her. Tonight, I must heed the wisdom of Rumi the sufi poet, who said: Quit acting like a wolf, and feel the shepherd’s love filling you. I … Continue reading
Sting: Still a Cunt
It serves me right for reading Bazaar magazine, but when I came across this picture of Sting and Trudie I was filled with horror and outrage. Why does he keep trying to make us sick?!?! Here’s the good part: If … Continue reading
WTF Daphne Guinness?!
Turn up your speakers because she mumbles, and you don’t want to miss a word. I really don’t know what to say except Ugh.
Golden Globes 2011 Exegesis
Here’s your icon of minimalist beauty, happy now? I just want to get the Tilda Swinton thing out of the way. You all love her, you love her awful style, you love her offbeat lifestyle, if you’re gay, you fucking … Continue reading
Before Angelina
Before there was Angelina Jolie, there was Claudia Cardinale. She reminds me of Angelina, but Claudia is earthier, more sensual, more European. Less otherworldly but so much sexier. I first saw her in the Pink Panther when I was a … Continue reading
David Thomson: What a Fucking Cunt™!
In his New Biographical Dictionary of Film, British critic David Thomson says of actress Rachel Weisz: “Yes, she’s Jewish and unwilling to do anything to mask it – including putting a damper on her vigorous intellect.” Hahahaha! What a fucking … Continue reading
Abbey Lee, Baby Love
I don’t know about you, but I’ve figured out why I find Abby Lee Kershaw so irresistible. She looks like a baby. You know all those studies that demonstrate the appeal of baby-like faces? Because we’re instinctively drawn to baby … Continue reading
Two “It Girls” for the Price of One
Here is Vanessa Traina, an It Girl I’ve only just discovered thanks to a magazine editorial on her grotesque and pretentious crib, which features a large quantity of fur and a stuffed zebra. I was going to devote a full … Continue reading