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Old Bag Fashionistas: Stop it!
Last night, I was watching Billions with my husband, and was moved to exclaim, “I had no idea I was capable of so much hate!” He laughed, because he has never doubted my capacity. It’s like I’m listening to the … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, Rants
Tagged awful clothes, fashion bloggers, influencers, old bags
23 Comments
Academy Awards 2019 Exegesis
This year, I’m asking you to go here to read the all-important Academy Awards Exegesis™, and then come back to leave comments, if you have any. I know it’s a couple of extra clicks and I apologize. I’ll try to … Continue reading
Golden Globes 2019 Exegesis
I know I’m late but the Exegesis must go on, so here we go. As usual, the show was a boring waste of time but let me say that the ONLY thing I wanted was for Lady Gaga not to … Continue reading
Let’s Say You Can’t Stand Beyonce
People who have criticized Beyonce have been subjected to the wrath of her fans and the loss of their jobs. Some have endured death threats. It is clearly not acceptable to dislike Beyonce, lest the Beyhive come after you or … Continue reading
Banned Words and People for 2019
What a horrible year, right? Why can’t Trump just die so we can let the refugees have a nice soft bed and a hot meal? Meanwhile, we’re not totally helpless. We can complain about words and word usage. We can … Continue reading
Soon Yi, Woody, Mia, and Ronan: No.
I was going to comment on the creepy new interview with Soon Yi Previn, but after delving into her family history, I’m disgusted with all of the players, including that stupid Ronan, who wears blue contact lenses to look more … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News
Tagged artists, crazy mothers, fuckers, Woody Allen
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Asia Argento: A Story With Everything!
Let’s pretend you live in another solar system and you don’t follow celebrity gossip. I’ll try to get you up to date. Asia Argento is an Italian actress with a penchant for the dark side. She’s covered in tattoos and … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Disorders, Horrible Stuff, News, Words
Tagged actors, crazy people, death, sex
5 Comments
George And Amal Clooney: No.
I’ve nurtured an irrational hatred for Amal Clooney since I first heard of her engagement to George. The portrait of Amal in the current issue of Vogue magazine is a cornucopia of enraging new tidbits. I love how she invites … Continue reading
Posted in Celebrities, Fashion, News, Rants
Tagged Amal Clooney, cunts, idiots, politics
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Black Wives Matter: The Johnny Cash Cover-Up
How many people who’ve seen Walk the Line (the movie about Johnny Cash) would be amazed by these pictures of his first wife, Vivian? I can’t get over how dismayed I am by the choice to portray Vivian Cash as … Continue reading
The Dumbass Jr. Doesn’t Fall Far From The Dumbass Tree
How exciting is it that Don Jr.’s wife Vanessa has filed for divorce?? “I love it.” First, we learned that he treated Vanessa “like a second-class citizen,” keeping her on a restrictive budget. Now we learn that Junior had an … Continue reading