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Announcing My Reality Show, ‘I Am Cunt’
I decided to skip the new Caitlyn Jenner show because (1) I am just sick of her/him, and (2) I was busy watching my other Sunday shit as discussed only last week. But upon reflection, I feel I should have … Continue reading
2015 Billboard Awards Exegesis
Taylor Smith Must Die. Continue reading
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Met Gala 2015 Exegesis
Let’s start with my favorite look just to get it out of the way: Rihanna. She is a fucking goddess. Rihanna is proving to be the best source of daring, original fashion that the pop world has ever seen. She … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian Is A Virus
My name is Sister Wolf, and I’m addicted to Kim Kardashian. I write about her at my ‘day job’ but when I’m off-duty, I find I can’t quit her. When I’m out walking with my husband, a dazzling view of … Continue reading
Golden Globes 2015 Exegesis
God, what a fucking bore! I’m surprised I could even stay awake, but here are the main points as I recall them. Tina Fey and Amy Pohler were funny and adorable; we expect no less from them at this point. … Continue reading
Happy Now, Seth Rogan?
Now that Sony has cancelled the release of The Interview, I wonder if there’s anyone on the Sony lot going ‘I told you so!’ When we look back on this debacle, I hope people will view the movie as an … Continue reading
2014 VMA Awards Exegesis
God, what an ordeal. I’m going directly to Beyonce to say: Why did everyone love this performance??? I really think I have never seen such an obnoxious display of self-importance in my whole life. “Welcome to my World?” Who gives … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian’s Nine Expressions—Collect Them All!
When Kim Kardashian posted a collage of her facial expressions on Instagram, one could only marvel at the waxen immobility of that celebrated face. Let’s take a closer look. If only Kim had taken the time to label each … Continue reading
Justin Theroux’s Penis
I hadn’t heard that Justin Theroux‘s penis was an issue until I read a quote from Liv Tyler, his co-star in that awful new HBO series. “There was this scene where he was jogging, and there was quite a large … Continue reading
‘No Mediocre’ Exegesis
I discovered this new video because it features my darling Iggy Azalea. I had no idea who T.I was, that’s how ignorant I am. But now I know, and Knowing is the First Step. Anyway, T.I. is somewhat controversial, but … Continue reading