Category Archives: Fashion

Very Special Boots

  Look at these stunning over-the-knee boots made of patchwork fur by the always sexy and repellent Tom Ford. “Purple tone-on-tone dyed astrakhan (Afghan origin) and dyed calf hair (New Zealand origin.)”  Here’s a close up:   If you’re wondering … Continue reading

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Shopping Intervention

  Who can stop me from buying this leather jacket?  I have at least five leather jackets but not this one. Step Two: “Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.” I’m skipping Step … Continue reading

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Rating Douches

Douches are easy to come by, but look how special they are when you have three. See here to refresh your memory. Here’s a good one I found last week:   By ‘good’ I mean fulfilling most of the requirements, … Continue reading

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Shoe Choices

Who wouldn’t want these expressive shoes?I love them. Only $59.95 and appropriate for every occasion. These shoes, on the other hand, are crap. Worse than crap. They are an insult to humanity. Priced at $899.95, they will only attract the … Continue reading

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Tragic Fashion

  I was excited to see this competitor of Tragic Fashion Boy on Disney Rollergirl’s blog tonight.  He’s as thin and miserable looking as anyone could ask for, isn’t he? I need to name him. Suggestions? So I looked around … Continue reading

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As if.

  “Layered stitching lends a repaired look to these slim, two-tone skinny pants from 3.1 Phillip Lim, while tied sleeves and a sweater overlay add a clever element.” Got that? These pants have a sweater SEWN ON to them! You … Continue reading

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Two Good Things

  Look at this crazy ring! I love the concept of a ring that looks at itself. You can buy it here.   Now look at Kitty, Daisy and Lewis. They are siblings from England whose band includes their mom … Continue reading

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Douche or Dreamboat?™

  I think it’s time for me to trademark this feature, that’s how much I like it.  Remember the last time we played? My first reaction to this guy was YES! I might have even made some kind of noise. … Continue reading

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Beatles Party

  My friend Jane threw a great party for her birthday, instructing her guests to dress as characters from a Beatles song. The creative challenge was enough to make me accept the invitation and even more noteworthy, to get up off my … Continue reading

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Let’s Love Me

I got these sunglasses yesterday from Out of the Closet for only $8, minus the 10% Senior Discount! I fucking rule. I also got the green top for $6.50 (minus discount) and it’s covered in nonsensical badges, rhinestones and d-rings, … Continue reading

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