Category Archives: Fashion

Let’s Cleanse Our Palates With Denim

As we struggle with a rising national nausea that’s about to hit its apex, let’s calm our acid reflux with some very special denim. Above, a jacket by Y’s, a line by Yohji Yamamoto. At only $699, it’s a good … Continue reading

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Boy Or Girl

If you’re wondering whether this is a boy or girl, how dare you! Why should it matter?! You are stuck in your binary thinking. Even wondering is a microagression. I’m not kidding. What’s your fucking problem? The whole idea of … Continue reading

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Don’t Worry, We Still Have Denim

Until Donald Trump appoints a Commissioner of Denim to take it away from us, we still have denim to turn to for a spark of joy. This jacket by DSquared2 brings a whole forest fire of joy, with it’s thick … Continue reading

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Let’s Take A Denim Break

Sometimes we must seek relief wherever we can find it and tonight I offer denim. These ugly shorts are the worst possible way to spend $325 but go ahead, see if I care. Look at the rear view: Why not … Continue reading

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Oh Hell No

What the fucking fuck?! This is one of those times I can’t even begin to can’t even. Cowboys? Bondage? Turducken? What’s going on here? I want my mommy! TOM FORD’s boots grounded the debut look on the label’s Fall ’16 … Continue reading

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Shoes That Speak For Themselves

This shoe says “RUN!” Salvatore Ferragamo is no stranger to maximalist footwear. These Fata sandals are constructed from an eclectic mix of tactile fabrics – note the green reptile-effect calf-leather front, suede trims, and mink-fur block heel and ankle strap. … Continue reading

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Melania Grabs a Pussy-Bow Blouse: She Vill Heet You Ten Times Harder!

I was alerted by my friend Shannon that Melania Trump‘s debate-wear tonight was Gucci’s $1,100 “Pussy-Bow Shirt.” It took me a minute to grasp the significance of Melania’s choice,  annoyed as I was that this bitch would try to spoil … Continue reading

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Style Trumps Trump!

Things may be bad but for once there’s a silver lining and here he is. This is Mac, who agreed to let me pose with him so I could tell people he’s my boyfriend. He didn’t act all flattered, he … Continue reading

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Behold The Patchwork Drop-Rise Lounge Pants: $1,500

I am double-posting this from Hideous Denim as a courtesy to you lazy oafs who might otherwise miss it. You need to keep up with advances in the denim community. You don’t want to be left behind. So, these denim … Continue reading

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The Lure Of Gucci

And the shame of Michael Kors. Continue reading

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