Category Archives: Horrible Stuff

I, Monster

A few days ago, I was at the mall, drinking coffee and talking to a young woman I will call Mary. Mary had started the conversation, which I was enjoying, because who else wants to talk to me? She was … Continue reading

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A Good Cry

How long have you been watching the news and feeling like crying? Last week was the worst but it’s been going on a long time. Of course there’s rage, but as the true horror keeps building and obliterating everything else, … Continue reading

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London, the Horror.

I went to London with the expectation of enjoying the usual pleasures of travel, only to find that the horror follows me wherever I go. After a few days of feeling like I was coming down with a cold, I … Continue reading

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Soon Yi, Woody, Mia, and Ronan: No.

I was going to comment on the creepy new interview with Soon Yi Previn, but after delving into her family history, I’m disgusted with all of the players, including that stupid Ronan, who wears blue contact lenses to look more … Continue reading

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65 Years Young!

Just kidding. 65 is old, very old, a time of Medicare, high cholesterol, and a dread of seeing that your shoes are untied and you have to go ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE to tie them. Last week on my … Continue reading

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Asia Argento: A Story With Everything!

Let’s pretend you live in another solar system and you don’t follow celebrity gossip. I’ll try to get you up to date. Asia Argento is an Italian actress with a penchant for the dark side. She’s covered in tattoos and … Continue reading

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2018 VMA Awards Exegesis

Just Kill Yourself. That was the message of the 2018 Video Music Awards. From beginning to end, it was a travesty, lacking a single redeeming moment. You’ve probably heard how Madge embarrassed herself but it was so much worse. I’ll … Continue reading

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The Girl in a Bowl

I didn’t believe it when I heard there was a person with only a head, who lived in a bowl. It reminded me of my favorite publication from many years ago, a parody of the National Enquirer that featured a … Continue reading

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The Big Monkey Show

One day in the history of our world, the United States voted for a monkey to be their president. In the morning after the election, people cried and asked each other if it really happened. It did happen but it … Continue reading

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Is Jeff Sessions the Devil?

Watching Jeff Sessions smile as he quoted the Bible to justify his immigration policy, I was chilled to the core. Surely this cunt is the Devil Himself! Not to downgrade Trump, who is an abomination, but I think with Sessions … Continue reading

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